passive-depressive 

Passive-depressive(noun): The state of being passively depressive

"I'm not saying I want to kill myself, BUT GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY do I want to kill myself!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH this a joke. see how its a joke and not me being genuinely suicidal isnt this hilarious??? ahhahahagahahahahfuck"

"... bro quit being passive-depressive and admit you need help for the wellbeing of everyone around you please"

passive-depressive by queefmaster5000 July 8, 2017

Suicidal/Depressive Black Metal (SDBM/DSBM) 

A sub-genre of Black Metal which focuses on themes of suicide, anti-humanity, self-mutilation, negative energy, and emotional imbalance or unrest.

Some "well known" bands in this genre include: Xasthur, Burzum, Silencer, Make A Change... Kill Yourself, and Nocturnal Depression.

He killed himself while listening to Suicidal/Depressive Black Metal (SDBM/DSBM).

Suicidal/Depressive Black Metal (SDBM/DSBM) by GnostickNihilist23 October 11, 2008

depressionism 

that kind of art that only expresses depression.

what kind of art is that mural? maybe.. depressionism!

depressionism by mave73 April 13, 2011

depressional 

to be extremely sad to the state of depression.

Look, Alan is crying. He must be depressional.

depressional by Adrian Johnsons August 6, 2010

Depressing Fire 

When your house burns down

Metaphorical for a bummed out feeling or attitude. Doesn’t refer specifically to a tragic event

Fuck, my break up with Triss has just been a Depressing Fire

Depressing Fire by 5YEARSgone December 28, 2019

derpression 

What most teenagers are actually experiencing when they claim they are suffering from depression. Symptoms include whininess, pointless talk of suicide, crying to strangers over the Internet, and a general lack of common sense.

Trisha: Guys, I crashed my car today, and on top of that, my mom STILL won't let me go to prom. I'm depressed. :(

Jim: No, I think you might be suffering from derpression. You should stop being a derp, wipe your tears, and grow up.

derpression by MusicalRocky December 4, 2010

depressioning 

When you are depressed, but scared to seek help, and would rather die, then tell anyone.

Her depressioning got so bad she could no longer hide it, and told the world by commiting suicide.

depressioning by RoseRot June 4, 2014