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Depression

When a friend tries to change their school lunch period to yours, but the school denies them like a BITCH.
My friend: "I tried to change my lunch to yours, but it was no use. They denied me!"

Me: "That is depression."

My friend: "Tell me about it!"
by Marazy Aus October 10, 2020
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oogly depressed hippo

by oogly hippo September 2, 2020
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Treating Depression

Just tell them to start threatening to murder children. Cured mine right up.
Hym "Treating Depression. Easy. Threaten to murder kids. Bam! Depression cured. Just make sure you have a pistol on you when you do it. Threat child murder... And then use people's reaction to it to gauge whether or not you got to stab some kid... And if they are cool with about it don't do it and if they aren't stab the absolute piss out of one."
by Hym Iam March 20, 2025
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Depression

Something people think is not important, but it is.

It is where you fight battles everyday and all you can say is I'm fine. This can lead to serious problems if not looked over correctly. Make sure you talk to a friend/family member today. I love you guys hope you have a good day/night.
Person 2: Are you ok?
Person 1: No Im really suffering with depression.
Person 2: Oh, Im sorry, I hope it gets better.
by Yurilover4ever July 28, 2022
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Depressions

Somethings 13 year old girls pretend to have when they listen to billie eilish.

The biggest disease of the 21st century in rich countries.
13 year old: "I don't smile I have depressions."
by Spaghettiwithwine December 10, 2019
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Crush depression

When you don't have a crush but you've consistently had one. Crush dryness
I'm going through crush depression because I don't like sam anymore.
by Milk lady January 10, 2025
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Gacha Depressed Crybabie

Gacha depressed crybabies are 9 year olds faking depression. They have red gucci bracelets and sing Fignt Song, Angel with a Shotgun, and etc.
Jace: I..I....I have depression......
Liya: do you like gacha-?
Jace: y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yes.............
Liya: Do you have red bracelets-?
Jace: Y-es....
Liya: UR DONE.
Liya: Stupid Gacha Depressed Crybabie.
by kiuri November 17, 2021
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