dick ditch 

Where one hides the one-eyed bed-snake.. The vagina..

I took that bitch back home last night and spent the whole night plowing the dick ditch..

dick ditch by Drex the Schizo November 16, 2007

dick wet 

Occurs when a male gets his penis sucked or places his penis in a wet vagina. Simply taking showers or baths does not count as dick wetage

We went back to her place after dinner, and then I got my dick wet.

dick wet by Cchristo January 3, 2008

dick talker 

A Dick Talker is any girl, that when performing oral sex, actually talks to the dick as she is sucking it. This type of girl is very rare, and when it happens, the man is normally shocked and laughs.

"Man, you know that girl shelia??"

"Yeh man, she was a dick talker!!"

"Hell yeah man I had to laugh at that shit!!"

dick talker by the moff man September 21, 2008

Dick Lint 

When the tip of your penis has lint from your underwear on it.

"lets Fuck"
"Hold on let me pick of the dick lint on my penis"

Dick Lint by TheMidSizeCheese June 26, 2008

Dick Douche

1. A cleansing wipe for a penis.
2. A female equivalent of a Douche bag, that is usually PMS'ing and in a real bitchy state.

a. Eric: Damn! your mom threw my gameboy out the window because she said it was too loud!
John: Yeah... Shes being a real dick douche today...

b. Girl: Why does your junk smell like febreze?
Boy: I just used a dick douche!

Dick Douche by Wattx April 3, 2009

dick deprived 

Suffering from lack of dick

My man haven’t been here and lately I’ve been feeling dick deprived.

dick deprived by smith&lanson January 29, 2018

dick wolfed 

To end something too soon.

"I waited the whole time to see the verdict and then they just dick wolfed me!"

"Oh, Detective Stabler, even though your show just dick wolfed me, I still love you!"

dick wolfed by danny boyyyy October 9, 2006