whisker biscuit

A vulva that is so matted down with hair that it appears alarmingly similar to a brillo pad.

Cilantro drunkenly stumbled into Boo's bedroom and unwittingly fell face first into her face-down-ass-up whisker biscuit and suffocated into a coma that lasted 3 1/2 years. (names changed to protect the innocent)

by Justin Koehler May 14, 2005

rubber-biscuit

Describes a situation out of control, scattershot, making no sense.

"I'm having an affair with my next door neighbor's boyfriend, only she's a great friend and I don't know how to tell her that I'm in love with him. It's all just so rubber-biscuit."

by Francine R. June 22, 2006

Biscuit

soft and fluffy person. Also a prision term for a bitch.

Shut up biscuit

by Biscuit April 1, 2004

Biscuit

A dry, boring, lame, unappealing female. Not a bitch but adds nothing (and sometimes detracts) from the situation.

- oh man shes a biscuit

- who brought the biscuit?

by mattinc76 October 21, 2011

biscuit

A fairly short unit of time.

Hey guys, I'll be back in a biscuit.

by j September 12, 2004

Soggy Biscuit

A game played by Greg and Brady. Because they like teh soggy biscuit especially Brady who wants Greg's sweet ass.

Greg and Brady love the soggy biscuit.

by The C November 20, 2004

air biscuit

Any kind of fart.

Do I sense an air biscuit?

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004