bamtard

some stupid kid who is obsessed with Bam Margera and everything that he does. Listens to HIM and CKY.

That bamtard just said that hes suck Bam'a dick for 20$

by B-style April 1, 2004

bastardness

Something that was dumb or screwed up.

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

bastardman

what yo dad is and the reason that you're so messed up and evil taday.

Man, Jake's dad is such a bastardman

by Yo mama August 17, 2004

bastardising

When a person or animal excreets.

"In a chav's household you may even catch sight of a mangy cat bastardising under the dining room table!"

by Leanne March 16, 2005

Bastardian

A unit of measure above a Metric Fuckton, used when talking about an amount of awesome gained by a righteous act or defeating a foe.

Dude, I ate a meal of Bastardian proportions earlier.

Guy 1: Imagine if I fought Bubba outside school later.
Guy 2: That would be a Bastardian fight, even if his arm is broken.

by Bubba Buckelew December 3, 2009

Barstardhole

A merging of the two terms 'barstard' and 'arsehole'. If someone calls you a barstardhole, then you got em so angry that they're stammering.

"You liar, you-you-you... barstardhole!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

sad bastards

People who spend all day posting (especially threads) on NME.com's forum instead of working.

Everyone on NME.com (especially Screwy) are sad bastards

by donny osmonds mums gorilla December 25, 2006