people who watch tiktoks at 3am 

a dumb fucking bitch

we are people who watch tiktoks at 3am

people who watch tiktoks at 3am by cheesy bread March 1, 2020

you dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com 

A dating website created for lonely farmers, who apparently we city folks just don't get.

You dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com! Them city folks just don't get it.

you dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com by CityFolks November 12, 2017

i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m 

I wanna suck your dick then when you're about to cum I want you to put it in me

i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m

i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m by justforfunnnn November 17, 2021

Shitting Through the Eye of a Needle at 40 Paces 

Projectile Diahorrea condition

If I continue to eat these cheese covered pepperoni sticks, I will be shitting through the eye of a needle at 40 paces by this time tomorrow.

Shitting Through the Eye of a Needle at 40 Paces by 4sail July 7, 2006

Talk at 

/V/ to have a one way conversation; allow no collaboration

I really don't want to go out with her and listen to her talk at me all night

Talk at by oneandonlypeacock April 22, 2010

throw the book at 

To give someone the maximum sentence for a crime or penalize very harshly.

Marty really got screwed over that jaywalking charge when the judge threw the book at him and gave him a life sentence in the federal do-me-in-the-ass prison.

throw the book at by Nick D August 26, 2004

That dude with the guitar at a party

The douchey guy that always brings his guitar and tries to act cool at parties or other gatherings. The conversation always comes back around to the type of music that he and his band are doing now or why his taste in music is so much cooler than yours. When the focus turns to someone or something else, he starts to strum loudly on his guitar or tries to get other musicians to have an impromptu jam session so that he can be the focus again. This guy is typically one of two personality types; way over the top happy or the brooding "too cool for school" guy. For an example, see Reverend Tim-Tom from the TV show on ABC named "The Middle."

Your friend Ethan is turning into "that dude with the guitar at a party."

That dude with the guitar at a party by RevTimTom June 28, 2013