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i couldn't give a rat's ass

An expression meaning I couldn't care a less or give a shit about something.
Worker: "I was late to work because my car broke down goddamit!"

Boss: "I couldn't give a rat's ass if you got anally raped this morning! You're fired!"
by Human Pickled Punk May 15, 2016
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get more ass than a toilet seat

To really rake in the women. Popularized by Eminem & Nate Dogg's "Shake That."
Nate Dogg: "...I like good pussy and I like good trees. Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, and I get more ass than a toilet seat."

When Fred got promoted from restroom attendant to bouncer at the club, he started getting more ass than a toilet seat.
by Nick D May 28, 2006
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tell me how my ass tastes

What you get asked by former teammates after you get crushed in a sporting event
"Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!" -Shaquille O'Neil after Kobe Bryant was destroyed by the Boston Celtics in the 2008 NBA finals
by Boston Yankee June 28, 2008
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Shut Your Bitch Ass Up (SYBAU)

use for that annoying nigga that is always bothering you ! don't use violence use SYBAU ! but don't use this in a bad situation like when your in trouble and your mom's yelling at you and you whisper under your breath "shut you bitch ass up..." there is a 101% chance you will get slapped . (Warning) Keep Out of hands of children !
Olivia: Ohhh im olivia and i have a weird head and cool bf...
Eugene: Shut Your bitch ass up (SYBAU) !
Olivia: tww non-sense !
by KiDWest May 26, 2010
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ass up cock tail party

suprisingly similiar to a british tea party. these partys usually consist of a wide variety of people normally from in or around your neihborhood. All getting together for a couple of hours. party consist of massive amounts of alchol(beer, wine, and mixed drinks). Every body is getting freak nasty in the corner, by the pool, maybe even on your couch, god forbid on your bed. but this has been known to occur. The sexual act of choice is the ass up, cock out approach in which the guy procedes to fuck the female from behind. when everyone is good and ready or your party is being broken up by the cops because you ended up fucking your neighbors wife. caught in mid stride by the jeolous husband. you and your neighbors go each your own way. until the next ass up cock tail party.
holy shit last nights ass up cock tail party was fucked up. i didnt know that bitch was my neighbors wife. but i got to give it to her she can ride a dick like nobodys buisness.
by joe appenfeldt April 11, 2008
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Bitch faggot head ass mother fucker

The type of person who steals your last cracker but is not all that bad because he/she pins condoms to the wall so you don’t forget.
by Rikogordsberry February 7, 2019
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