Two Thousand and Sixteen

Two Thousand and Sixteen
2016
MMXVI

(too-thow-zund-sics-teen)

Noun, Proper

An individual year that took place over two thousand years into the Common Era (CE) where everyone important died, the worst American election in history took place, great social unrest occurred, and generally shitty events and movies happened. It is generally agreed that the world should have ended on this year instead of 2012 (many in America hope it happens before November 8th).

Also pronounced "Two Thousand Sixteen" or "Twenty Sixteen", this term is considered an insult and slur in the parts of the world where western culture and media is predominant.

"We don't talk about Two Thousand and Sixteen"

"I got AIDS and a kidney stone after my girlfriend broke up with me in 2016"

"Harambe died in 2016. Praise be to him"

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton ran for President in 2016"

"Everyone I love on my blog died in 2016"

"Suicide Squad AND Batman/Superman came out in 2016"

by BigSlimJimmy August 29, 2016

sweet sixteens

when a girl is still a virgin on her 16th birthday

I'll be turning 16 but I won't be sweet 16 because I got some.

by Heather December 27, 2003

sweet sixteen

When a girl turns 16 years old and is the perfect age to fuck tha shit out of

I'm bust in that sweet sixteens mouth!

by Dirty December 31, 2003

forty-sixin'

A sexual position for one or more partners. When viewed from the certain angle, this position resembles the 13th semiprime number, 46.

Oh we were just forty-sixin' in the shed. No biggie.

by jonor friccharrison May 29, 2009

Suicide sixty-nine

noun:A sexual finishing move based out of the standing sixty-nine position where the male, after recieving full pleasurment from the inverted female, proceeds to pile drive her into the ground, rendering her dazed and or unconcious.

Suicide sixty-nine, the easy way to avoid the ackward after sex talk

by Bill June 19, 2006

nikki sixx

nikki sixx or just sixx is the act of overdose to a point of recesitation. acheiving death then revived by way of a defibulator, caused by narcotics

i thought homie was dead and then he went nikki sixx
did you hear about that guy nikki sixxing himself last weekend, thats crazy!
yeah i've been sixxed once or twice in my life.

by motorsidy October 6, 2008

sixth grade stink

That time of the year when early middle school aged kids start to have body odor, but don't yet realize it to the point of getting deodorant.

(8th graders)
"man, i hate February."
"why dude?"
"because its the annual sixth grade stink"

by xx44xx December 27, 2012