Carry the Boat

A difficult decision was made on who would carry the boat to set it in the water; only the greatest friends would help carry the boat. Anyone who refuses to carry the boat must pay the boat tax of being shoved in the water.

Aveziezz, is not willing to carry the boat. She is not a good friend and therefore must pay the boat tax.

by Nightmare_0_3 May 21, 2025

Wipe down Fish’s boat

The act of stripping your shirt off and rubbing it against Fish’s boat until he is satisfied. Sometimes the job isn’t complete until you also use your pants.

Guy 1: Hey bro, after we get off the river, you gonna help me wipe down Fish’s boat?

Guy 2: I guess, I just hate how he stares and licks his lips.

by Chonchberry October 22, 2020

squirt boating

the process where one jizzes on a girls tits and then proceeds to motorboat them

John: "Did you see that new nurse on 9 West?"
Justin: "Shit yeah dude, I'd love to take her squirt boating sometime!"
John: "What the hell is squirt boating?"
Justin: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, you sorry ass chode."

by squirt boating mofo May 8, 2014

Boat

A flying restrant with electricity and the oral food is to not the yummy. Sassy prinsces comes with the thang and they will slay queen

O it boat. Don’t even say it gonna kill

by I is so kool May 23, 2018

Tug boat

To motor boat the butt cheeks

She had no titties to motor boat so I had to give her a tug boat

by Lonestar3000 September 26, 2022

Boats

A nickname for a job title that is a called a Boatswain Mate in the US Navy.

Hey Boats you a going to stand watch today down on the pier.

by Ldmnc01 March 19, 2019

whiffle boat

The idea, person or item that does not make sense. Something that is counterintuitive. In basic terms a boat should not have holes, a whiffle ball does.

Beth's idea to offer bacon bits on the kosher corned beef and rye is jacked up like a whiffle boat.

by Davewd April 10, 2008