Jersey Quilt

The Jersey Quilt is when one replaces their bed sheets with beach towels. This allows them to defecate freely while asleep and still have a fresh mattress/bed sheets afterwards.

It's that time of the week. The diarrhea weekend has begun! I'm going to go home and make myself a Jersey Quilt.

by RupertKennedy83 November 15, 2023

Jersey juice

Confidence; self-confidence

I thought Jersey juice was an energy drink that instantly enlarges your gonads!

by talk2me-JCH2 November 19, 2023

Jersey

Guernsey but with a McDonalds

Jersey is made up of a bunch of frogs.

by FP YT November 20, 2023

Jersey Slide

when a car goes from the left lane on the highway over to the right lane in one move, with little regard for anyone else on the highway.

Watch out for that white BMW with the orange girl driving. She is going to pull a jersey slide to get off the GardenState Parkway exit for Seaside Heights.

by Larry Kleist December 7, 2023

Jersey City Patty Press

When you stomp a shit in between someone's teeth.

Did you hear what happened to Zade? They gave him a Jersey City Patty Press

by Hypofox April 8, 2024

Jersey Attitude

A personality complex often found in people living in the state of New Jersey. Individuals with the Jersey attitude are typically loud, prideful, always in a hurry, act like they know it all, and look down on anyone that doesn't view New Jersey with the same level of pride they do. They tend to be closed minded and won't move out of New Jersey even if they dislike multiple aspects of the state because their home state is all they know and they'd rather settle for comfortable mediocrity than explore the unknown that could elevate their life tenfold.

That girl bragged about never pumping her own gas and got in my face to defend her lack of talent when I suggested she learn that basic life skill-she really has the Jersey attitude.

by Driver5666 May 10, 2024

Jersey Mike’s money

The state of not worrying about scrimping and saving your dollars, often occurring after being paid or coming into a large sum of money; being able to treat yourself after a long period of restraint. Directly references the sandwich chain which is known to be more expensive than many of its competitors. It can be argued “why get Subway when you've got Jersey Mikes money?”

“Did you bring snacks from home again for lunch?” “Oh no, I got Jersey Mike’s money today baby!”

by Classic Ed May 20, 2024