one-hit acquit

A synonym for a one shot, a one hit KO, or winning at something in one fell swoop.

If you ever face me it'll be a one-hit acquit!

by The Great Dark January 31, 2015

Bung hit

Bung hit is when you pass gas in such a manner and circumstance that the victim must breath the fumes or suffocate themselves.

Skip gave Buffy a Bung Hit in a Dutch-Oven. Then Buffy moved out.

by JackMeough March 19, 2010

That hit close to home

You often say this sentence to someone when you strongly relate with their problems because you more likely had this problem before or you still have it

Maria: I'm diagnosed with Depression and Anxiety
Julie: That hit close to home

by Kaivosguy11 May 23, 2020

Bong Hit Transplant

Originally, a joke from "comedian" Tom Meyers detailing an experience at a 7-11 convenience store. A customer somehow communicates to Tom that the customer had a sick friend or family member. Tom observes a customer purchasing an assortment of junk food, then his sharp comedic mind generated the punchline for this infamous joke.

"looks like someone had a bong hit transplant!" Bam! The legion was born. The advance quality and sharp mind of this comedian got the attention of the Cum Town podcast. This "joke" remains the longest recurring joke on the podcast, the r/cumtown subreddit and the entire comedy world.

Can you stop doing comedy, Tom? No, it's not like I had a bong hit transplant.

by MOMOTORCYCLECUMBOY May 31, 2018

switch hit stranger

The act of sitting on both hands till they go numb. Than using one hand to masturbate, referred to as the stranger, while remaining seated on the other hand. Once the feeling starts to go back into the active hand, possibly pins and needles, you switch to the hand you are sitting on which is still numb and make it the active hand. Switching this back and forth until finished is called the switch hit stranger.

Last night was blown away by the effectiveness of the switch hit stranger..

by Kuumarr June 18, 2021

Retard Hit

A retard hit is taking a hit of tobacco through a bong or a pipe, turning your lungs into useless sacks. Anyone that does a retard hit therefore must be retarded.

"Retard hits in bongs fucking suck"
"That retard hit destroyed my lungs"
"Baccy through a bong is a retard hit"

by DoctorDumb December 28, 2017

Golden Angry Drago-Lincus (Furni-Hit variation)

it is when you're giving her an angry dragon with a twist.
instead of cum it is your piss that's coming out of her nose while your licking her asshole and striking her head against the bed's corner.

while with your MOM i Golden Angry Drago-Lincus (Furni-Hit variation) the shit out of her against the bed.

by DaddyDaou & Father GG July 7, 2023