Accordion Face

When a male or female has an attractive face from the side, but when viewed from the front their face is thin and unattractive, as if someone has squashed their face inwards (much like a compressed accordion ). An inverse would be a face that is fine from the side, but is wide and unattractive when viewed from the front (much like an outstretched accordion).

Human #1: Hey girl.
Human #2: Hmm? *turns towards*
Human #1: Oh damn.
Human #2: What?
Human #1: You have one hell of an accordion face.
Human #2: Dick.

by Skeletimothy June 22, 2015

Carrot Face

A very annoyed Scotsman, A derived meaning from Salty

That Carrot Face was extremely mad last night,

Carrot Face wasn't very good at Counter Strike, so he got carried.

by tchazinator September 6, 2015

spaz face

A term from Awkward. where your face spazzes out in the midst of a selfie sesh.

"Fix your spaz face and we'll reshoot later!"

by Bitsch_Wut!!!! October 28, 2015

snatch face

Snatch face is a person who looks like there carrying around a vagina on there face

Did u see christina today yeah fucking snatch face

by charlies porno move March 3, 2016

crab face

A person whose eyes are spread to far apart

Mr. Jones has crab face.

by Big Mama Vaz October 13, 2016

Oculus Face

The embarrassing face (complete with temporary red rashes/lines) that a gamer lands up with after hours of strapping the oculus rift to his/her face.

Damn it's six already?!! Time to get rid of my oculus face and hit the party!

by killerdove July 4, 2016

what face

An open mouth frown when you are confused about something

My dad was trying to fix his car and he made the what face

by What Face April 17, 2017