Hot Facial

When you shit or piss hot excretements onto your partners face.

She cried bloody murder when I gave her a hot facial.

by Hashoil October 22, 2008

faulkner facinasion stage

Females usually have long hair because they are stuck in the faulkner facinasion stage. This is a critical, and can be potentially dangerous stage that the famous pyschologist Sigmund Freud accidentally missed out. In extreme circumstances, females can be obsessive about anything military related and are highly volatile but entirely useless.

note. girls obsessed with military with cropped hair are not suffering from this unfortunate stage, there is no need for caution.

look around, the example is plentiful.

"mass failure at life caused by young girl suffering from the secret and somewhat unknown faulkner facinasion stage"

by chim of chesham August 21, 2008

open faced boss sandwich

Where your boss sits right next to you and co-workers all sit on the other side.

I would love to check my email at work but I am in a open faced boss sandwich.

by Airloven February 22, 2009

Tank-faced

Combines elements of both tanked and shit-faced. A supreme level of inebriation. Includes a high likely hood of being arrested or the possibility of waking up in a ambulance/hospital. Though rarely occurring, getting tank-faced is often a life changing event.

Tom: "How did Dan's birthday celebration go?"

Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."

by H4MM3R December 28, 2008

Peasant-faced

To have a face that is ugly and resembles that of a person in the lower class.

I could tell that girl was from the slums, she is so peasant-faced.

by Master Excederin July 13, 2009

funny faced

the state of being so inebriated that everything seems funny as shit

During the day: Jim- Hey mike, what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Mike- A lickolotopus dude, thats such an old joke
That night after comsuming large amounts of grandpa's old cough medicine: Jim- Hey, hey mike, g-guess what you call a dinosaur lesbian?
Mike- What dude?!?!
Jim: A fucking lickolotopus dude!!!!
Both:hahahahahahahahhahaha
Random Guy observing situation: They're so funny faced right now...

by ll cool j X September 23, 2009

multi-facing

having more than one facebook account in your name.

She was totally multi-facing in order to have a bigger Mafia on Mafia-Wars!

OR

I can't belive that she multi-faces in order for her to keep her friends and co-workers seperate on facebook!

by The Crock Pot December 21, 2009