by Haad Shaeit Mousef March 17, 2022
Get the Clam valleymug. After a 7 day covid isolation period of furious solo masturbation, the Covid Clam emerges from confinement wafting its pungent odor from beneath the confinement of her sweatpants.
"Omg, did you smell Kerry today, she smells like she just came out of isolation today, what a Covid Clam".
"Oh you bitch, you're such a covid clam".
"Oh you bitch, you're such a covid clam".
by TheSmellyclam May 13, 2022
Get the Covid Clammug. by THEMATTYK June 15, 2009
Get the Fortune clammug. To open up and wipe your bum by finger power at a sink. Helpful half an hour after a shit when the brownies have crusted. Water is often involved to do-do away the smell and finger-tan. It's also possible to do without a sink and advisable in the absence of toilet paper.
1) Sam wiped his crusting ass for half a roll, but he decided he'd go Clam Poaching afterwards.
2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.
3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.
4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?
2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.
3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.
4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?
by Okahoa November 14, 2011
Get the Clam Poachingmug. A fast, loose or easy woman; willing and able to take on more than one partner in an evening. Sexual orientation is irrelevant. Most activities tend to be immortalized in gossip amongst witnesses and third parties. To the unknowing, this term can and often leaves the ignorant wondering; "does it mean what I think that means"?
The pool party was most remembered by the selfies and that Clam-Cheetah we found at the bar, who seems to have photo bombed just about every vacation photo of our first night in Maui.
by BabyViking January 19, 2017
Get the clam-cheetahmug. An offbeat-taboo-sexual Jewish ritual where the man will take a handful of coins and pick one.
That coin is then inserted inside the woman as she finishes, and then he must scooped out.
That coin is then inserted inside the woman as she finishes, and then he must scooped out.
Joshua: Here, take this Quarter, I used it last night.
Mike: How did you use it if you still have it? What for?
Joshua: I gave my wife a Coin Clam Jam, sorry if it isn’t clean.
Mike: How did you use it if you still have it? What for?
Joshua: I gave my wife a Coin Clam Jam, sorry if it isn’t clean.
by T.H.E. J July 23, 2025
Get the Coin Clam Jammug. Nigga 1: bro how was it with that girl last night?
Nigga 2: man it was sight, I gave her the ole clam shell.
Nigga 2: man it was sight, I gave her the ole clam shell.
by BdWolfSx October 21, 2017
Get the Clam shellmug.