pookiesgramma's definitions

margarine

the thing that is healthier than butter and no it is not plastic

I hoped for my dad to get more margarine but he said it was plastic

by pookiesgramma May 11, 2018

poop

a brown substance from the anus
corn poop: the poop with corn in it
green poop : a green poop

green corn poop: the poop that has corn and is green
killer poop: the poop that hurts so bad that it feels like it could kill you
shotgun poop: the poop that fires out of ya bum like a shotgun
gun poop: like the shotgun poop but only one poop instead of 4 bursts of thick diarrhea

nugget: a little ball of poop
the trots: diarrhea

fart trots: when you think you will fart but you push too hard and end up pooping your pants
hot poop: a burning poop
crawling poop: the kind that you try to push out but end up just farting and not pooping
monster poop: the poop that is so big that you can not believe it can flush
clean poop: the kind that you poop but there is nothing on the paper

me: i had a big poop!!!

by pookiesgramma November 4, 2017

crab clam

a clam that has closed on a crab's leg

a crab feels a pain in its leg the cause of this was a crab clam

by pookiesgramma July 18, 2017

glarg

a sound used before barfing

friend: i ate 3 jars of mayo me: glarg

by pookiesgramma December 5, 2017

ewekeucker

a creature that attacks couthers

that ewekeucker almost got me!

by pookiesgramma December 26, 2018

razor clam

a tube shaped clam

i put salt on sand then a tube thing came up that was a razor clam

by pookiesgramma June 29, 2017

Mayo day

The day to celebrate the battle of the Mayonnaise.

Whoa It's June 11th time for the mayo day

by pookiesgramma July 9, 2018