Toouche 

TOOUCHE:

{two-shhh}
A male who is not only a TOOL but also a DOUCHE.

Ryan is such a TOOUCHE.

Tony made a total TOOUCHE move last night.

The cross between tool and douche is TOOUCHE.

Toouche by allergictotoouches January 8, 2011

Touch jigaloos 

To absolutely fuck someone’s ear canal, using the wax as lube. You then cum on the back of their knee, which makes you touch jigaloos.

I want to touch jigaloos with Emma chamberlain

Touch jigaloos by Chizz69 November 5, 2019

monkey touching 

(v.) For a third party to activate

Monkey touching in the barracks, outsiders have been shouting "fire at will"

monkey touching by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Touchhole 

A term that refers to A sexy & Fit Human Being. Normally Associated with the people of the MALIK clan.
Can also be used to desrcibe the immense knowledge, Kindness and sense of righteousness of an individual.

Fishy Fridge: OH My God, He is a such touchhole
Sam: Yeah Babe, He is a Malik innit, thats why!

Touchhole by Official MOxford Dictionary August 18, 2011

elbow toucher 

A lesbian. Referring to a Degrassi episode where two lesbian touched each others elbows, indicating that they were into each other, elbow toucher.

Kendra and Kim are going out? I had no idea they were elbow touchers!

elbow toucher by just a degrassi fan October 19, 2010

touch the shower 

To commit suicide, perhaps by touching the shower and electricity at the same time.

I will touch the shower with electridades

touch the shower by sg1138_ January 6, 2006

touch downs

a fat lazy redard that has downsyndrome and writes with there shit in the KFC washroom.

jahanna has touch downs and is a fat retarded

touch downs by crx October 27, 2003