Toouche 

TOOUCHE:

{two-shhh}
A male who is not only a TOOL but also a DOUCHE.

Ryan is such a TOOUCHE.

Tony made a total TOOUCHE move last night.

The cross between tool and douche is TOOUCHE.

Toouche by allergictotoouches January 8, 2011

table touchers 

When she lies on her back on the massage table and her nipples touch the table due to her tits flopping down at either side

Made my massage very tricky to complete

She has table touchers

table touchers by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021

Touché. 

Other persons better thinking just verbally slapped you. Used sarcastically to indicate that one is unable to argue against another's absurd logic, or a witty point.

Bart: I want to go with you, Dad.
Homer: Don’t you have school?
Bart: Don’t you have work?
Homer: Ah, Touché.

Touché. by anailuJ October 4, 2006

get u touched 

a nice way of saying I will kill you or hurt someone

In an argument, "you better watch your back fool, I'm gonna get u touched." You extra regular ass nigga!

get u touched by Ms. Lilly July 16, 2006

Tengis Toucher 

A ball game resembling hot potato. This game includes a large, soft ball. The game starts with a timer ranging anywhere from 10 seconds to 1 minute. The ball can be thrown, kicked, and anything else to get it away from you. If the ball hits you, you are the "Tengis Toucher." If you are the "Tengis Toucher," as the timer goes off, you are eliminated until one player remains.
Extra Rules: No striking. If you strike someone in any way, you will be eliminated. (Boxing out, dodging, and pushing is allowed.)

Who won that game of "Tengis Toucher?"

Tengis Toucher by ssofa February 1, 2022

toucherydoo 

When an australian boy feels up a girl for hours without sexual intentions.

That toucherydoo last night was amazing, when will we do toucherydoo v2.0?

toucherydoo by coconut December 29, 2004

Ass toucher

Somebody that comes out of the shadows to touch your ass

The Ass toucher constantly touched my ass from under the bleachers when I was watching the football game.

Ass toucher by OMMMEEEGGGGAAAA OOOOFFFFFFF September 28, 2018