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Girls toilets

A place where girls leave their tampons and pads in every single flipping place. Also where people write there feelings on the doors and draw penis'
Lily: hey did u just go to the girls toilets
Mel: yeah there was shit all over the floor
by Cat_is_me June 7, 2014
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gift wrapping the toilet seat

The act of carefully covering a toilet seat in a public bathroom with toilet paper or other protective paper so that your skin doesn't make contact with the toilet seat (and catching who knows what?)
Jimmy: Hurry dad! I gotta goooooo!
Dad: One moment Jimmy. I'm almost done gift wrapping the toilet seat. Then I'll let you sit on it. I don't want to think about who sat on this toilet seat before you!
by Mydaho January 11, 2015
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same shit different toilet

1) When something happens that you’ve already experienced before.

2) When you already know the outcome of a dumb idea.
“Hey Cole’s blacked out drunk and it’s 3:00pm on a Tuesday”

“We’ll sounds like the same shit different toilet”
by Technicoo April 10, 2022
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toilet bug

The obsession of the afflicted person to visit and use each and every toilet they pass by no matter how long ago they last went to one.
Person A: "Wait, I just gotta do something..."
Person B: "...wait, please tell me your not going to that toilet, OMG you and your f'ing toilet bug!"
by Otoha_desu September 25, 2010
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toilet

the only place where Cole can sit and think about the fat french supply teacher and KD in solitude

also, the certain thing that we're about to trash
by The Executive March 18, 2005
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Toilet Duck

When you're sitting on the toilet, and you get an erection which gets stuck under the toilet seat.

Often a painful experience.
"I'll be out of the bog in a minute, I've got toilet duck"
by gitboxcowboy July 30, 2012
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indian toilet

when you have diarrhea while having sex, so you let it go int he other persons mouth. to flush, they swallow.
Man I gave this girl a mean indian toilet last night! She gargled and everything!
by bizzmal May 26, 2010
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