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short pound

When 12oz is referred to as a "pound" instead of the proper 16oz.
~ Can you pick me up a pound of coffee?
- Nope, all the bags are only 12oz.

~ I guess a short pound will have to do :(
by MrOwl98168 February 8, 2019
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Tickle in my shorts

A feeling of wanting to masturbate; a tingling sensation; an aura of radiance
I got a tickle in my shorts when I was seemingly trapped in an elevator that was going non-stop.
by Alice Underware May 31, 2018
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Jacob Short

The best frog that will ever happen to you. He eats the many bugs.
Shut up Jacob Short, you're a frog.
by GBL116 June 4, 2018
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On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.
by A fellow meme boi June 4, 2018
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Short hopp

tristana: W W

qiyanna: *DIES*
anyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by söme swedish löser July 3, 2019
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pull ur shorts down

the disapproving statement ur mother gives u when leaving ur home
me: says literally nothing

mom: PULL UR SHORTS DOWN. are u rlly abt to leave my house wearing those??
by dopeteens July 6, 2019
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Shiki Shorts

Shorts that aren’t exactly booty shorts cuz the cheeks don’t stick out.
ALL genders can rock the Shiki shorts, you just gotta put your mind to it!!
Man, those shiki shorts look really good on Bobby!!!
by Plushy July 15, 2019
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