A way of expressing confusion as to why a person is in a particular place. The orgin of the term comes from the YouTuber "Twi Shorts." Many of his videos features someone saying "Twi Shorts? What are you doing here!" because they are confused as to why Twi Shorts is there.
by Twi Shorts November 4, 2021
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An amazing human being. Would die for their friends, even if their friends are the ones who kill them. Protects their friends with their life. Really energetic, cute and caring. Would do anything to cheer you up. Fights with you for justice. Loves wearing glasses and has a bunch of piercings. Dyed their hair and cut it in a really cool way. Has a pink phone and red motorcycle. One of the sweetest and most adorable human beings, deserved better.
Shorter Wong: "I'm sorry, Ibe, but believe me when I say this: I'll die before I let them lay a finger on Eiji."
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Get the What you banging shorty on BD mug.First thing to do after you go through a scary situation and survive. The event was so frightening that you could've lost bladder or bowel control.
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Get the check your shorts mug.The word schort is a variant of the word schlong only where schlong describes a penis that is fair to large in size, schort describes a small or tiny penis.
Luke: Hey Dave
Dave: Hey Luke, what you been up to?.
Luke: I've just been to the gym with Kyle. You know he's got a tiny penis.
Dave: No but I suspected.
Luke: Yeah, when we were coming back from the shower I noticed he was packin' a schort in his shorts.
Dave: You did, did you.
Luke: Yeah, it's tiny. I took a picture with my phone if you want to see.
Dave: I'm good thanks. Why'd you do that.
Luke: For my collection. You don't think I go to the gym to work out do you?
Dave: .....
Luke: .....
Dave: So..., Kyle's packin' a schort then
Dave: Hey Luke, what you been up to?.
Luke: I've just been to the gym with Kyle. You know he's got a tiny penis.
Dave: No but I suspected.
Luke: Yeah, when we were coming back from the shower I noticed he was packin' a schort in his shorts.
Dave: You did, did you.
Luke: Yeah, it's tiny. I took a picture with my phone if you want to see.
Dave: I'm good thanks. Why'd you do that.
Luke: For my collection. You don't think I go to the gym to work out do you?
Dave: .....
Luke: .....
Dave: So..., Kyle's packin' a schort then
by cptchopper79 October 26, 2010
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I sat down an hour after indian food and decided to jerk off. I came just as the first salvo came out- what a shartgasm!!
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