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The consistent and almost ridiculous misuse of the English language and its rules during chats and texts to the detriment of the receiver. Sender usually corrects some mistakes after messaging, further blocking the flow of the conversation.
SENDER : i thought we where goinh too talk about Trins today?
"were going to" that is
trains also
sorry
RECEIVER: That's O.K., I can read "davetype". Stop correcting yourself!
"were going to" that is
trains also
sorry
RECEIVER: That's O.K., I can read "davetype". Stop correcting yourself!
by VanillaCat44 August 23, 2011
Get the Davetype mug.1. Of or relating to, being a Douche.
2. A pejorative term for an individual that is acting arrogant, obnoxious, or selfish.
3. An action that clearly deserves a Karmic Bitch Slap.
4. The description of an act that is/was Douchetastic.
2. A pejorative term for an individual that is acting arrogant, obnoxious, or selfish.
3. An action that clearly deserves a Karmic Bitch Slap.
4. The description of an act that is/was Douchetastic.
You might be Daveish if you:
1. Lean into a baseball pitch and allow it to hit you, then charge the mound.
2. Strike out a 7 year old in Wiffle Ball and then rub it in their face by prancing around like a Soccer Player who just scored a goal in the World Cup.
3. Call your Cousin's wife a whore.
4. Break up a no-hitter in baseball, in the 9th inning, with a bunt.
5. Use the last square of Toilet Paper and do not replace the roll, leaving the next squatter to fend for themselves.
6. Create and then reinforce a douchey nickname for yourself like, "Da Hammer."
7. Are seen in public; rocking a Soul Patch, Drinking a Jagerbomb, sporting a spray tan, Pointing at cameras in photos, wearing a Seashell Necklace, rocking Shutter Glasses, wearing Flip Flops while also wearing a sweater, having blond tipped hair, and popping collars.
1. Lean into a baseball pitch and allow it to hit you, then charge the mound.
2. Strike out a 7 year old in Wiffle Ball and then rub it in their face by prancing around like a Soccer Player who just scored a goal in the World Cup.
3. Call your Cousin's wife a whore.
4. Break up a no-hitter in baseball, in the 9th inning, with a bunt.
5. Use the last square of Toilet Paper and do not replace the roll, leaving the next squatter to fend for themselves.
6. Create and then reinforce a douchey nickname for yourself like, "Da Hammer."
7. Are seen in public; rocking a Soul Patch, Drinking a Jagerbomb, sporting a spray tan, Pointing at cameras in photos, wearing a Seashell Necklace, rocking Shutter Glasses, wearing Flip Flops while also wearing a sweater, having blond tipped hair, and popping collars.
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Dick: A man's unit.
Davenport Dick: The act of putting a man's unit underneath the cushion to simulate doggy-style sex.
Dick: A man's unit.
Davenport Dick: The act of putting a man's unit underneath the cushion to simulate doggy-style sex.
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