4 definitions by Dr. Kennith Ian Buss
Tony: Hey man Tap is such a Douche Knuckle!
Adam: Why do you say that?
Tony: That Douche Knuckle stole a twelve pack of Yuengling from my porch at 3:00 AM on New Years Eve.
Adam: Wow... Really? Did he ask anyone first?
Tony: Nah... That is the fucked up thing, all that Douche Knuckle had to do was ask and I would have given him the damn beer.
Adam: Wow, he really is a Douche Knuckle.
Adam: Why do you say that?
Tony: That Douche Knuckle stole a twelve pack of Yuengling from my porch at 3:00 AM on New Years Eve.
Adam: Wow... Really? Did he ask anyone first?
Tony: Nah... That is the fucked up thing, all that Douche Knuckle had to do was ask and I would have given him the damn beer.
Adam: Wow, he really is a Douche Knuckle.
by Dr. Kennith Ian Buss January 3, 2010
V. SAN-DUS-KEYED ~
1. To take advantage of; cheat
2. To ruin someone's life
3. To mess up, destroy, mangle, etc.
4. To have complete disregard for a fellow human.
5. To Fuck someone
1. To take advantage of; cheat
2. To ruin someone's life
3. To mess up, destroy, mangle, etc.
4. To have complete disregard for a fellow human.
5. To Fuck someone
by Dr. Kennith Ian Buss November 13, 2011
The Russian Warthog is when one uses gel or Elmers Glue to sculpt his pubic hair into tusks and a babushka, so as to make his penis look like an Angry Russian Warthog.
Last night I went out with Anastasiya and unveiled my Russian Warthog. She love it, but I almost poked her eye out with the left tusk.
by Dr. Kennith Ian Buss November 28, 2011
1. Of or relating to, being a Douche.
2. A pejorative term for an individual that is acting arrogant, obnoxious, or selfish.
3. An action that clearly deserves a Karmic Bitch Slap.
4. The description of an act that is/was Douchetastic.
2. A pejorative term for an individual that is acting arrogant, obnoxious, or selfish.
3. An action that clearly deserves a Karmic Bitch Slap.
4. The description of an act that is/was Douchetastic.
You might be Daveish if you:
1. Lean into a baseball pitch and allow it to hit you, then charge the mound.
2. Strike out a 7 year old in Wiffle Ball and then rub it in their face by prancing around like a Soccer Player who just scored a goal in the World Cup.
3. Call your Cousin's wife a whore.
4. Break up a no-hitter in baseball, in the 9th inning, with a bunt.
5. Use the last square of Toilet Paper and do not replace the roll, leaving the next squatter to fend for themselves.
6. Create and then reinforce a douchey nickname for yourself like, "Da Hammer."
7. Are seen in public; rocking a Soul Patch, Drinking a Jagerbomb, sporting a spray tan, Pointing at cameras in photos, wearing a Seashell Necklace, rocking Shutter Glasses, wearing Flip Flops while also wearing a sweater, having blond tipped hair, and popping collars.
1. Lean into a baseball pitch and allow it to hit you, then charge the mound.
2. Strike out a 7 year old in Wiffle Ball and then rub it in their face by prancing around like a Soccer Player who just scored a goal in the World Cup.
3. Call your Cousin's wife a whore.
4. Break up a no-hitter in baseball, in the 9th inning, with a bunt.
5. Use the last square of Toilet Paper and do not replace the roll, leaving the next squatter to fend for themselves.
6. Create and then reinforce a douchey nickname for yourself like, "Da Hammer."
7. Are seen in public; rocking a Soul Patch, Drinking a Jagerbomb, sporting a spray tan, Pointing at cameras in photos, wearing a Seashell Necklace, rocking Shutter Glasses, wearing Flip Flops while also wearing a sweater, having blond tipped hair, and popping collars.
by Dr. Kennith Ian Buss May 29, 2012