shame attack

A reaction of embarrassment/ self-hatred.

I can't believe I spent £150 in Primark on Saturday, I'm having such a shame attack!

I'm having a major shame attack! I can't believe I did that!

Whatever you do, make sure you don't get a shame attack in the second post. You've done nothing to feel bad about.

He had a major shame attack when I found out he'd been chirpsin other girls.

by Eliza Jagger September 19, 2006

shark attack

when you take a shit and you look in the toilet bowl and it is filled with blood. it looks like there was a shark attack in the toilet bowl.

Dude, I took a nasty shit and I shark attacked the bowl. It was awesome!

by John Attardo December 13, 2008

sneak attack

A rogue ability learned at level 1.

Adds damage to a successful attack role. The opponent must be flatfooted or flanked otherwise the sneak attack does not deal extra damage. Two rogues can flank an opponent and use two sneak attacks in succession.

*nasal scratchy voice*
Cade sneaks (hides/moves silently) behind the Ogre and rolls a d20 for his attack. He gets a 17 for a total of 23 which easily beats the Ogre's AC.

He then rolls a 1d6 for an attack with his short sword and adds 2d6 damage. He gets the maximum damage of 18.

by Downvoting Victim February 17, 2005

sack attack

Drinking large amounts of goon from a goon sack at a time.

"Wily's gone on a sack attack again"

by newfoetus October 9, 2006

sneak attack

when a member of a foreign location travels a longward path in order to perform an invasion on one's home toilet pad.

Wow, I lost my home court advantage because while I was gone, someone performed a sneak attack on my toilet quarters.

by anal intruder October 23, 2003

mac attack

When your Apple Macintosh computer is on the fritz.

Jerry the graphic designer can't meet his deadline because he's dealing with a Mac attack.

by mwarner January 9, 2007

prattle attack

if ur having a prattle attack u are just talking so u can here ur own voice.

"Sterling ur prattling" is something my teacher always says.

by Kiara November 20, 2004