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Tits on Sticks 

What a skinny girl is called with big implants.
Marie's nickname is tits on sticks
Tits on Sticks by Mareelevee December 16, 2008
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titiot savant

a person of below average intelligence who possesses a sixth sense about women's breasts, often knowing specific personal details about them with a single glance at a fully clothed woman. In a 1987 Michigan State University study, one tidiot savant with an IQ of 83 was tested by looking at pictures of just the faces of the 50 Miss America contestants. He was able to give the exact breast size of 96% of the women, incorrectly guessing only Miss Alaska and Miss Hawaii, but was correct on all 48 contiguous states.
Jim: Why did you bring Nate along with us to the bar? He's such a doof.
Dave: Hey, man. Be cool. You'll see.
Nate: Ooohh. Ooohh.
Dave: What is it, little buddy?
Nate: At the door, brunette, natural 36C's, left one slightly larger than the right, not much, top hat nipples, medium areolas- again, left slightly larger, but just a tad.
Jim: She's smokin'!
--the next day--
Jim: Hey, Dave. That dumbass Nate was dead on about that chick's boobs. I had sex with her last night.
Dave: Damn right, he was dead on. That's because he's a titiot savant.
titiot savant by theinstigator December 15, 2013
Big ship
Big ship set sail
Young man meet young woman
Young man and woman fall in love
Young man paint nude of woman
Big ship hit large ice cube
Big ship sinks
Young man sinks
Young woman is rescued
Roll credits
I understand you like Titanic Barbara, but seriously, this is the FOURTEENTH time we've watched this damn movie
Titanic by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018

Titanfall 3 

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Bro 1: Yo titanfall 3 just got released!

Bro 2: What's titanfall?
Titanfall 3 by ChickHick'sDicks August 29, 2020

Chippy Tits 

An incredibly fat man (or woman) with abnormally large moobs, usually produced from eating a lot of takeaway foods.
man have you seen the chippy tits on that guy?!
Chippy Tits by dsjgdlgdf August 17, 2010

Titans Toe 

Elwood was thinking of butters strumming herself to the point gushing her fluids everywhere when he developed a titans toe.
Titans Toe by scottselwood June 6, 2011