Piss Clam

A broken clam shell found on the beach or in shallow water. The edges are sharp enough to severely cut one’s foot causing him such pain he pisses himself.

Joe: Hey Kyle, why is Glen jumping up and down holding his foot.

Kyle: Ya and it looks like he pissed in his new wet suit.

Joe: Oh F@@@!!, he must have stepped on a piss clam.

by Blk Ngt December 18, 2010

Piss Drunk

Mixing urine with alcohol and becoming intoxicated from the mixture.

Justin's friend just got back from Scotland and brought a bottle of whiskey with him. He pissed in a cup and added whiskey. He got piss drunk, and tripped over a mail bin, smashed his cup into a filing cabinet, and then fell hard to the floor!

by ProfanityPHD September 18, 2013

piss lips

label for a homosexual male. Also, used to achieve a great sense of dislike or hatred for a shit-talker.

he really needs to shut his piss lips, or he's gonna get his ass kicked.

by big anna December 28, 2009

piss baby

rawr xD owo DNF ⎅⍀⟒⏃⋔ ⌇⋔⟟⍀☍⌇ ⏃⏁ ☌⍜☌⊬ ⏃⋏⎅ ⎎⎍☊☍ ⊬⟒☌ ⏚⟟⏁☊⊑ ;D

"dnf is hot very hot for piss babys"

by bunnyboi13 May 3, 2021

piss parade

When you lay down on a skateboard and ride between a line of peoples legs while they piss onto you

Nothing gets a party started like a good ol fashion piss parade

by piss jerking May 7, 2015

piss artist

piss waster twat dribbly retard

1.Some one who pisses on the seat
2. some one whilst drunk who paints pictures on walls with piss
3. some one who cant control there penis

by mike October 31, 2004

Piss drunk

Kelsey Walton

Kelsey was so piss drunk she pissed her bed last night.

by Chickendancer400 May 6, 2018