by Chickenrubber June 4, 2016
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The average speed of a baby traveling through the birth canal. Based on the time from the beginning of transitionall delivery to the baby being fully delivered. This comes out to 14 cm/hr on average for a woman with a 7 cm long birth canal.
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The average speed of a baby traveling through the birth canal. Based on the time from the beginning of transitionall delivery to the baby being fully delivered. This comes out to 14 cm/hr on average for a woman with a 7 cm long birth canal.
See also: Mom Speed
by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016
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To say something that sounds dirty, but really isn't, either by accident, or on purpose. Just like how Matergaking sounds dirty, but really isn't.
Friend A "I just plowed for your mom."
Friend B "Wtf man"
Friend A "I meant I helped her plant seeds, I guess I was Matergaking"
Friend B "Wtf man"
Friend A "I meant I helped her plant seeds, I guess I was Matergaking"
by Gotcha the spider August 28, 2016
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by JAYYYYman23 January 1, 2017
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Get the mateot mug.Noun. A specific type of person consisting mostly of hot air and gas constantly seeking connection to others via a gaseous mating process. Not to be confused with meaty fart.
Person1 : "You know hydrogen?"
Person2: "Yeah bruv, shes a total mated fart."
Person1 : "You know hydrogen?"
Person2: "Yeah bruv, shes a total mated fart."
by Beastybeast1991991 May 26, 2017
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