maternal crush

When man feels that the woman is like a mother to him regardless of how old she is.

"I might have a maternal crush on you."

by Chickenrubber June 4, 2016

Maternal Velocity

n.
The average speed of a baby traveling through the birth canal. Based on the time from the beginning of transitionall delivery to the baby being fully delivered. This comes out to 14 cm/hr on average for a woman with a 7 cm long birth canal.

See also: Mom Speed

Dude, all I heard was my mom screaming and the next thing I knew, I was at maternal velocity.

by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016

Matergaking

To say something that sounds dirty, but really isn't, either by accident, or on purpose. Just like how Matergaking sounds dirty, but really isn't.

Friend A "I just plowed for your mom."
Friend B "Wtf man"
Friend A "I meant I helped her plant seeds, I guess I was Matergaking"

by Gotcha the spider August 28, 2016

materson

A fucko fuckostein who loves to make other people cringe

He's such a materson!

by JAYYYYman23 January 1, 2017

mateot

When someone eats out of your ass, and then barfs it up. After that you eat the barfed up vomit.

Me and this girl had a mateot last night

by Readdd January 16, 2017

mated fart

Noun. A specific type of person consisting mostly of hot air and gas constantly seeking connection to others via a gaseous mating process. Not to be confused with meaty fart.

Person1 : "You know hydrogen?"

Person2: "Yeah bruv, shes a total mated fart."

Person1 : "You know hydrogen?"

Person2: "Yeah bruv, shes a total mated fart."

by Beastybeast1991991 May 26, 2017

Mateka

An Awesome material for a husband ;)

Mateka's the boy ur looking after XD

by Mat the Material Mateka July 26, 2017