French Guest 

When you have sex on a friends bed, then ejaculate on their pillow. When that friend goes to bed they get an ear full of cum. When confronted about the deed the ejaculator laughs like a French Person. "haw haw haw"

I left my buddy a French Guest before I left the party.

French Guest by Lightspeedpork July 9, 2014

french spread 

A french spread is a delightful assortment of cheeses arrayed on the inner thigh of a person. This spread must be picked up via the tongue, and the plate must be licked clean when the cheese is finished.

The cheese monger had acquired a nice meunster to finish the french spread.

french spread by theevanshow December 2, 2014

french koolaid 

when you rinse your vaginal cavity with Kool-Aid via douche. :-)

I used a French Koolaid last night and it was amazing!

french koolaid by Bro Tankston January 17, 2015

french fish 

A special massage in France in which a fish is attached to your penis and sucks it clean

Can't wait to go and get a french fish!

french fish by penismuncher3000 February 25, 2015

french onion ring 

When a French being or someone from French descent sits on another's face and they put their lips into the other persons asshole, causing it to form a ring that smells like onion

ADAM, That French onion ring was amazing

french onion ring by Whales102 March 5, 2015

French Holy Trinity 

3 way anal

French Holy trinity onions peppers celery

French Holy Trinity by thacheff March 15, 2015

French fries 

A true testament on friendship

"Are you guys friends"
"Yeah he brought me French fries"

French fries by Imrightthanks June 14, 2015