smoking crack

1. Meaning, "to smoke crack" in present tense; 2. To refer to another's actions in an extreme manner (can be used in either negative or positive connotation).

Fred: Hey, how come Bill always manages to get a 50 killstreak on Modern Warfare 2?

Jim: Dude, I don't know. I think he's smoking crack.

OR

Jason: Hey, is Mark coming over to smoke some happy grass with us tonight?

Ted: No, he said he's staying home tonight and smoking crack instead.

by Skanderbeg89 March 06, 2010

crack ass

When something is as difficult as possible, when something never works properly.

I tried dealing with my crack ass computer again today.

by Mah-ree November 11, 2005

crack whore

one who has sex for crack.

I lied to Matts' mom and told her I had crack so she would fuck me. Matts' mom is a crack whore.

by your mom May 01, 2003

banana crack

The stringy things that sometimes adhere to the flesh of a banana when peeled. these are sometimes collected, dried, and smoked to get high.

Wendy used to smoke banana crack before she had a reliable dealer for real drugs.

by minghi May 06, 2003

crack corn

(verb) The breaking of corn in the cornfield, usually done in the evening. Around dusk.

Jimmy crack corn and I don't care

by LizzayJay March 29, 2009

Crack-coon

A person born from one white parent and one black parent.
a.k.a. cracker + coon = Crack-coon

Person A: January 20th 2009 was a historic day, the first black president was sworn into office!
Person B: Don't cha know his mama is white, fool!
Person A: Oh so we got a Crack-coon for a president.

by Black Nanther Lysie January 21, 2009

Shit Crack

Shit Crack is a word that is used to describe and address many things. In addition to this it has several meanings, here they are. 1. A person that is shit crack is incomprehensibly boring, mediocre, idiotic, and so irrationally ignorant that when they walk into the room you know you hate them. 2. Shit Crack is a fucking hilarious word and may be used as a comedic term. 3. When Shit Crack is used to describe a place that means: 1. That the place is literally so awful it is literally a crack(like in a sidewalk) filled with shit, or 2. That is ridiculously mediocre and tasteless(taco bell) that even the herpes on the toilet seat are too good for the place. Please use Shit Crack it will make your descriptions of "anything" seem more... colorful.

7/11 is shit crack.

George Bush is shit crack, but i hated him already before he was sworn into presidency, the second time.

All mainstream commercial music (anything on Z100) is shit crack, meaning most people have a shit crack taste in music

by Frosty Nips November 07, 2010