Mexican Town Clown 

An absolute idiot, usually from the city of Detroit.

Mike and Cory are the two biggest Mexican Town Clowns in the entire office. Those guys fuck around all day and do absolutely nothing.

Mexican Town Clown by Anon1111234 February 11, 2009

popping a clown 

to do something very desperate to make people laugh such as
wearing too much makeup
hitting yourself in the head with a plastic baseball bat
and other useless pranks ex. whoopee cushion

one who is a buzz-kill will often pop a clown

weird al is very good at popping a clown

popping a clown by BetterAndIKnowIt June 29, 2011

Shoot The Clown 

Ejaculating at a distance, scoring a perfect bullseye into an awaiting, open mouth. Similar to the classic carnival game in which one shoots a stream of water into a clown's maw, enlarging a balloon until it bursts.

Make her kneel down and say ahh. Then take a step back and shoot the clown.

Shoot The Clown by BufalaMozzarella October 24, 2012

Florida Meat Clown 

The act of covering one's penis in make up or paint and slapping some one across the face with said penis.

Vittorio didn't have time to put on make this morning so Mike gave him a good ole fashion Florida Meat Clown.

Florida Meat Clown by LemmeLickems July 3, 2015

Packing the clown car 

Synonym for sexual intercourse, or the plans to engage in said activity

Layman's terms: Smashin' or trying to smash

Mark: Hey, where's Brandon?

Daniel: Oh, he's packing the clown car with Jenny.

--------
Rita: So, what are you doing tonight?

Bethany: Oh, me and Rodney are going to packing the clown car for the rest of the night.

Packing the clown car by Mikeywikeylikey August 9, 2018

An Utter Clown 

Someone who is beyond the point of being simply a clown, but below the point of becoming the entire circus. Those that are deemed an "utter clown" are themselves close to becoming a place of entertainment known as a circus.

Ace, you are an utter clown. Another silly move like that and you might just become the entire circus.

An Utter Clown by Truly Goopy March 28, 2020

man boobs the clown 

Man Boobs the Clown is a fat clown who likes painting with barbeque sauce. He likes covering closet walls in barbeque sauce, he sometimes likes to take baths in the BBQ.

Man Boobs the Clown has struck again.

Man Boobs is in my house

I smell Barbeque sauce, must be Man Boobs

Man Boobs just bought a tub of BBQ

man boobs the clown by anonymous October 28, 2020