Crotch Rocket

A liquid hug from the fun gods, just snug enough to fit in the crotch of your pants, making you feel like a sneaky, booze-smuggling superhero with questionable life choices.

As he stepped into the party with an awkward swagger, it became evident that his confidence was fueled by a crotch rocket snugly nestled in his pants, ready to unleash its liquid courage upon the unsuspecting crowd.

by MrCrazzyDew April 26, 2024

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Sparky crotch

When you rub a balloon up against your pubes to maky a static electric field.

My mom has a sparky crotch

by Chicken nudley sup April 16, 2020

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crotch bridge

When two players in a video game are camping in the same room. I.e. "touching tips"

Those guys are building a crotch bridge on the objective!

by Hbomb007 May 20, 2024

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Crotch-Crop

When you use a messenger app (iMessage, Tinder, etc), and only men fill up your message feed.

"Did you see how hot that chick was? I'm sure she has a nice crotch-crop growing on her Facebook Messenger!"

by Sam Manion June 12, 2016

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Crotch pilot

When you grab your crotch and move your hand up and down controlling your movements. Your piloting your crotch to the best feeling you will ever have.

I’m going to go crotch pilot here soon. Or hey you can control my crotch tonight, be my crotch pilot

by Crotch pilot September 14, 2018

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