ass out hug 

The worst possible end to a date.

"After my date with Amy, I walked her to her place but she only gave me an ass out hug. I cried and masturbated when I got home"

ass out hug by Crew November 6, 2007

ass sweats 

When your your ass begins spontaneously sweating, unrelated to heat or exercise. The crack is especially affected.

Mighty fuck, I have the ass sweats, my underwear has reached it's saturation point.

ass sweats by Lethargic Lad November 22, 2003

ass man

License plate that Kramer received accidentally on an episode of Seinfeld. It was supposed to go to a proctologist. He uses it to park in a reserved spot for doctors and gets caught by the man it was supposed to belong to.

Cosmo Kramer, the "ass man"

ass man by Urban Dictionary March 27, 2005

ass pillager 

One who engages in anal sex. Generally used to describe homosexual sex where one partner sticks his penis deep into the other's rectum as if looking for pirate treasure. Also see ass pirate.

I know he's an ass pillager, but he has a good eye for the straight guy!.

ass pillager by Isaac Fontaine December 8, 2003

ass grinder 

To pound ones ass with no lubrication.

Eric gave your wife the ol ass grinder last night.

ass grinder by Eric Buzz. April 28, 2007

Ass rape position 

If you are in prision and you drop you soap and you bend down to pick it up you are in the ass rape position.And are in danger of being ass raped. So if you are in prision do not pick up your soap.

John learned the hard way about the ass rape position.

Ass rape position by Deep blue 2012 December 3, 2009

ass wipe 

An undesirable or offensive person.

"Quit being such an ass wipe."

ass wipe by x January 22, 2003