crack ass

When something is as difficult as possible, when something never works properly.

I tried dealing with my crack ass computer again today.

by Mah-ree December 22, 2005

crack whore

one who has sex for crack.

I lied to Matts' mom and told her I had crack so she would fuck me. Matts' mom is a crack whore.

by your mom April 30, 2003

banana crack

The stringy things that sometimes adhere to the flesh of a banana when peeled. these are sometimes collected, dried, and smoked to get high.

Wendy used to smoke banana crack before she had a reliable dealer for real drugs.

by minghi May 5, 2003

smoking crack

1. Meaning, "to smoke crack" in present tense; 2. To refer to another's actions in an extreme manner (can be used in either negative or positive connotation).

Fred: Hey, how come Bill always manages to get a 50 killstreak on Modern Warfare 2?

Jim: Dude, I don't know. I think he's smoking crack.

OR

Jason: Hey, is Mark coming over to smoke some happy grass with us tonight?

Ted: No, he said he's staying home tonight and smoking crack instead.

by Skanderbeg89 March 6, 2010

crack corn

(verb) The breaking of corn in the cornfield, usually done in the evening. Around dusk.

Jimmy crack corn and I don't care

by LizzayJay March 28, 2009

Crack-coon

A person born from one white parent and one black parent.
a.k.a. cracker + coon = Crack-coon

Person A: January 20th 2009 was a historic day, the first black president was sworn into office!
Person B: Don't cha know his mama is white, fool!
Person A: Oh so we got a Crack-coon for a president.

by Black Nanther Lysie January 20, 2009

crack bastard

slang; a disreputible person not necessarily on drugs, but should be.

Steven is such a crack bastard.

by ALienskumboy March 7, 2005