White Night 

A male who always sticks up for females regardless of how wrong they may be.

The white night lives in hope that one day the female will say the words "oh you're so good for always rushing to my aid when everyone else thinks i'm a silly twat, lets have sex."

Everyone: "Sally you are so wrong about that, jeez use your head."

White Night: "oh come on guise leave her alone. I'll save the day."

Sally: Ohhh Whitey! Thanks for being such a good friend."

White Night's thoughts "If I keep this up then maybe I can sneak in some sex later, all I have to do is play the nice guy for ever."

White Night by danperth October 29, 2008

M. Night Shyamalan 

To cum onto a woman's stomach, unannounced. The origin stems from the fact that this act has an element of shock and surprise, but is not truly frightening. This twist at the end, gives its it whole new spin, much like one of Shyamalan's movies.

So I was with Dustin the other night, then bam, plot twist, I was M. Night Shyamalaned.

I had to grab a hand towel from the bathroom after that M. Night Shyamalan.

M. Night Shyamalan by thesky'snotyellowit'schicken March 21, 2009

Friday night treat 

A tasty food item or other indulgence one wouldn't indulge in every day, arbitrarily reserved for consumption/enjoyment on Friday night.

I got a nice truffle assortment for Valentine's Day which I'm making next week's Friday night treat!

Friday night treat by Albin Pahernik May 1, 2005

Superbad Night 

A night out on the town that may or may not involve drugs and or alcohol. Usually involves vandalism and evading police officers.

"Dude, Lets totally have a superbad night tonight!"

Superbad Night by Kid with Hair August 22, 2008

Yushen-Night

A night when you are drinking, become absolutely hammered off of basically no alchohol and in most cases throw up; your tolerence is much lower than usual.

Yo buddy, you having a yushen-night or what? You only had like half a shot!

Yushen-Night by Alessandro Bucci March 26, 2009

late night funnies

When you stay up really late (4am-7am) and you crack up at everything in the morning, or hardly have gotten any sleep.

Joe: -sees turtle on side of the road-
Hehehehee....hahaa....

Rob: Whats up with Joe

Steve: Oh, he has the late night funnies today.

late night funnies by Byy June 25, 2009

Monday Night Miracle 

From the Monday night Football game on October 23, 2000. In which the NY Jets came back in the forth quarter scoring 30 point to defeat the Miami Dolphins, with a final score of 40-37. The term is used to describe a complete turn around of events to lead to a completely different out come than what was expected.

The penis was dead after have sex twice, then I popped a Viagra and it had a Monday Night Miracle as I laid in to her again.

Monday Night Miracle by Hank1972 October 3, 2011