A Mitch

When you fail on the first attempt and succeed on the second.

In the second frame, Michelle got a Mitch when she bowled a gutter-ball on her first throw and then picked up the spare on her second.

by Rozersedge February 1, 2019

Buddy Mitchell

My ugly rat dog that looks like a crackhead

Buddy Mitchell quit hummpimg bill

by Aabbbwww May 9, 2019

phillip mitchel

Xbox account with top banter and top pack luck known to be a banter boy up there with the best.

Phillip Mitchel packed a tots nland mocked stjo all night long till he cried.

by McBanterBoy May 20, 2019

Cash mitchell

fatass whale who can only hurt people by sitting on them. His fake ass whale ass will never have friends.My name cash a woo-woo!

Oh look its fatass cash mitchell!

by 𝓑𝓲𝓰 𝓑𝓸𝓲 March 26, 2019

Teionte Mitchell

Long body , pale skin but really is black. Hairy body ass, trifolin , irritating , big headed , fake dread head lookin mop. Real ass nigga give a fuck about a bitch big burking bag hoe 566 stripes on his dick , so they call this pussy zebra.

Teionte Mitchell- T Bibby a.k.a a walking mop- very comparable to a mop or popcorn or hot Cheeto head ass. Favorite line to say - money gang gettin to the gwuap yo ass should know, niggas dissing on the gang but they don’t blow

by VL/GD April 5, 2019

waterproof matches

Refers to social "pairings" (i.e., friendships, romantic/business relationships, marriages, etc.) that are of sufficient "durability" that they are "impermeable to moisture-related mishaps"; i.e., the couples' bond of amicable feelings with each other will not be adversely affected by stressful/unfortunate "H20-type" events that can happen in everyday life, such as getting caught in the rain, accidentally stepping/falling into deep puddles, etc.

Waterproof matches are all well and good in and of themselves, but another true --- and necessary --- test of a compatible union between two individuals would have to be a "trial by fire"... as Tevya's young daughters vehemently remonstrated in "Fiddler On The Roof", "playing with matches, a girl can get burned"!

by QuacksO April 20, 2019

gabe mitchell-peterson

Sexy little short person who gets all the chicks and is unique. If you know this person your in good hands cause he’s a great gentlemen and is a great man to date.

Gabe Mitchell-Peterson is the shortest sexy kid I know lokey.

by ¥33+ April 23, 2019