Max Simpson

Getting into a fight with someone when they steal your Great British pound coin.

Wow man, almost had a Max Simpson the other day with this homeless guy on spice. It's okay though I knocked that bastard the fuck out.

by Chinese Kevin March 7, 2019

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a male whos penis is particularly small, he is very sensitive about it and he’s pretty annoying and rude salty uses everyone for clout and is bisexual

wibba 1: yo is that max
hoe 2: ew ya i sucked him off last night it was so small

by wiggabeat69420 March 8, 2019

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Max is the sweetest thing to walk on Earth. Once you see him, there's no going back, you're destined to be best friends.
He is mostly very social, except when the biology teacher asks him something he doesn't know. He is known for dabbing too much and getting in trouble with his "jokes". He is very brave and noble but little does anybody know that he is soft and emotional if you get to know him a little bit more.
Max is all you look for in a friend or a possible s/o.

Maddie: Hey! There goes Max!
Tara: Yo, Max!
Dean: Man, I love Max.

by homoreceptor March 10, 2019

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