Basketball Jones 

Dad

Basketball jones is my dad

Basketball Jones by cladymore74 August 29, 2019

Richard Jones 

A piece of shite. He only knows how to lie and assault women.

Fuck you Richard Jones you only know how to lie.

Richard Jones by Wedon’tknowyetpodcast September 27, 2019

"Pulled a Jonesy" 

Where one attracts someone else, but then finds them to be emotionally unstable.

"Mate, I "Pulled a Jonesy" last night. We were getting on great, then she just burst into tears!!"

"Pulled a Jonesy" by iamnotjonesy March 15, 2009

greasy as a jesse jones sausage 

being broke as hell,bumming,being a mooch...also known as being greasy

That motherfucker is bumming change,he's greasier than a jesse jones sausage.Damn that dude is always bumming cigarettes,he's greasy as a jesse jones sausage

greasy as a jesse jones sausage by ncdeadhead November 19, 2011

The Jones 

Used to refer to Indiana Jones. When Indy becomes angry, he turns into The Jones, and subsequently goes on a killing spree, typically killing nearby nazis and other evil-doers.

The Jones is comin' to getcha!

The Jones by Geoffrey September 15, 2004

joner

To bring bad luck on yourself by citing the obvious

I know I bought a lottery ticket but there is no way I will win. Oh, don't Joner yourself

joner by David Wrightsman September 5, 2007

MIKE JONES 

a young pervert who loves to look at porno,during class.

uh oh, looks as if we have a mike jones in our class

MIKE JONES by brantley010 November 7, 2007