No jizz January/June/july

The months of January, June, and July are where you cannot ejaculate for the entire months. (For anyone who failed NNN and would like to try again)

I can’t believe I failed NJJ/No Jizz January/June/July

by Ghehgxt December 29, 2022

June 12

If you were born on this day you have a tiny dick, im talkin MICROSCOPIC, it’s smaller than my cats nipples

andrew garfield: “you know what day it is”
tom holland: “june 12?”
andrew garfield: “let’s see that tiny nipple lookin dick”

tom holland: “ok daddy”

by Thatonelampshade December 31, 2022

June 1st

Josh Allen was born on June first and he is a hot guy with a huge dick

he got a big dick he was born on (June 1st)

by Fletcher1771 January 1, 2023

June 18th

National shlaaaaaag day. Today you are a shlaaaag and do shlaaaaag activities because you are an absolute shlaaaag.

Bobby: ‘Lily! It’s June 18th, National shlaaaag day!’
Lily: ‘Oh hell yhhhhhh’

by Absoluteshlaaaag123 April 7, 2023

June name

Who the fuck names there kid June would like a girl like that probably has red hair and is ginger and badass and is so tall it is crazy how good she is at lighting up the room and is funny and weird but she has her friends hope Quinn

June name is a smart strong and sometimes weird

by Bricklovesillla April 12, 2023

June 5, 2003

A month and a year

Someone was born in June 5, 2003

by Debskelly1985 April 13, 2023

June

you're either an immortal, invincible ghost man that got slashed across the bridge of your nose and now have a scar by Matthias Corvinus, King of Hungary, in late 1462 when he had Vlad the Impaler imprisoned OR you're a gamer boy that works in theatre tech.

Jerry: holy shit, is that June?
Alexa: I heard he got a hair cut, but why does he look so fine???
Jerry: Damn. Guess I'm gay

by M_Okuzim April 21, 2023