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Ice Cream Van

A van that, from a distance, looks like an ice cream truck filled with loads of delicious goodies. Upon closer inspection, however, it ends up seeming rather shady. Shady enough for an adult not to allow desperate children to go up to the van. The first sign is a lack of windows, then a driver with a pedosmile and/or melestache.

The fake-outs are often mistaken for the trucks, and any idiot can tell there is clearly a pedo inside.
Timmy: OH BOY!! An ice cream truck! I want a Spongebob Popsicle!

Mom: Well, if you really want to go Timmy... WAIT! Sorry, Timmy. We can't go.

Timmy: But you said...

Mom: I'm pretty sure it's an ice cream van. You'll learn about it when you're older
Ice Cream Van by Ass Kicka May 23, 2011
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Iced Latte 

A quality of diamond so poor - it's clarity resembling that of frozen milk, and it's color that of coffee.
"Get that Iced Latte out of my face!!!"
Iced Latte by staratsx September 20, 2011
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A child usually between the ages of 12 months to 7 years, generally born out of wedlock for the purposes of obtaining the Government Baby Bonus. A spoilt little brat, whose parents think that telling the child not to misbehave is far better than disciplining the child. An Ichild is often the result of a slapper scrote relationship, but not confined to these types.

The Ichild is fast overtaking Apple's Iphone as the must have accessory for cool people.
Dave: Hey Josh, good to see you man how was your flight?

Josh: Don't ask dude, I had an Ichild sitting behind me, hitting my seat all the way. The slapper mother telling him not to do that, which made him do it more.

Dave: Ah the Ichild, all the cool people seem to have them now.
Ichild by Mushi Mush November 14, 2011
IceDog - to freeze 1 or 2 or 10 hotdogs, whatever you prefer, and stick them up your ass for pleasure.
There is nothing more American than hotdogs and sex, so I'm going to go celebrate the 4th of July by giving my girlfriend an icedog.
IceDog by Besseboy July 15, 2014
A Melbourne street wear brand that has become popular within the community of goon drinking, trouble making aussie teens.
Oi nah did you see that new ichpig that he was wearing?

-Fuck oath.
n. That shitty computer extension that kids were addicted to in fifth grade.
John Cena got caught playing IceDodo during class, he should be extremely ashamed of himself.
IceDodo by my good pseudonym November 29, 2018

ice on my wrist 

having expensive watches/jewelry on your wrist ie. Rolex or Kay, usually used in rap songs
“I just want some ice on my wrist, I look better when I dance” -Rolex by Ayo & Teo
ice on my wrist by nlolhere July 3, 2020