I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester 

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester by scodder November 15, 2012

Ski Fast, Eat Ass 

"Ski Fast, Eat ass" is a phrase used to hype up others about having a good time on a ski hill and living life past the edge of ones comfort zone. Both in the snow and in the bedroom. The saying is most effective when yelled while on a lift with a preferred alcoholic beverage in hand. "Ski Fast, Eat Ass" originated in Bozeman Montana- mainly on the slopes of Bridger Bowl as a form of greeting by some blonde college guy.

"What are you up to this weekend, any plans?"
"Yeah I am going up to the mountain with some friends!"
"Sweet! Ski Fast, Eat ass!"

Ski Fast, Eat Ass by Buffpeen December 13, 2022

Girls who eat carrots 

A slang that’s been trending for so long it’s like Watermelon Sugar

Why the hell is girls who eat carrots still trending?

Girls who eat carrots by Bambianca March 30, 2021

i like girls who eat carrots 

girls who like dick.

liam: “what does one direction look for in a girl.”
louis: “I like girls who eat carrots.”

i like girls who eat carrots by user666999420 April 26, 2021

jimmy eat world 

An absoultely amazing rock band from Mesa, Arizona, who a lot of people consider emo, although the band members hate that word. Either way, they're a class act with great lyrics, great music, and they put on a great show. Those of you who know the m just for The Middle need to hear they're other stuff, althouth it is quite a song.

Jimmy Eat World=Jim Adkins- guitar,lead vocals, Tom Linton- guitar, back up vocals, Rick Burch-bass, Zach Lind- drums.

jimmy eat world by catalyst u insist 2 pull me down July 23, 2008

I could eat a knob at night 

Said first by Karl Pilkington- a fantastic idiot with a head like an orange- in conversation on The Ricky Gervais Show podcast about 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here' and a celebrity eating a kangaroo penis.

Ricky: "So what're you saying??"
Karl: "I'm saying...I could eat a knob at night."

I could eat a knob at night by Auntie Nora November 16, 2007

Girls who eat carrots 

“I like girls that eat carrots” -Louis Tomlinson

Meaning “I like girls who like blowjobs”

x x

Louis: I like girls who eat carrots...
Niall: 😂*WTF*
Liam: *you like girls????*
Zayn: *did you say girls??????*

Harry: 👁👄👁*girls?!?!?!?!*

Girls who eat carrots by Letsbelonely September 14, 2020