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dick-gouging 

The blatant, purposeful and nefarious act of overcharging for condoms. Mainly perpetuated by chain drug stores, such as CVS, service stations, and assorted other 24-hr convenient stores.
Hey dude, I've got a tip for you. Never buy connies at CVS. I paid $13.49 for a box of 12, last week. Then tonight I went to grocery store, and the same prophylactics were $3.99. Dude, fuck CVS-- that's straight-up "dick-gouging!"
dick-gouging by midnightheorist February 14, 2010
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Dick Move 

Something that only a total dick would do; usually caused by lack of judgement or extreme selfishness on the part of a friend.
"So hang on, this guy who you've been close friends with for 6 years got his hands on free tickets to a band he knows you're in love with...and instead of calling you he invited his psycho ex-girlfriend who doesn't even know them like at all?"
"Yeah, dick move, am I right?"
"TOTALLY."
Dick Move by JennyBelly September 12, 2009

Dick Dyke 

A gay female woman who claims to be a lesbian but still has sex with men.
Hometeam's song Downelink freak. Search for them on MySpace. "You say you like girls, but you still have sex with men, you're a dick dyke."
Dick Dyke by MrzKryz October 30, 2008

dick in the booty ass nigga

Someone who is acting like a flaming homosexual.

Dick Bycicle 

When you were having sex with a guy for so long, that the next day you are swaying side to side like you rode a bycicle for too long.
Ariana : I can't even walk right, I keep swaying side to side.
Nicki : dick bycicle?
Ariana : girl yes.
Dick Bycicle by Localovaries16 September 4, 2016

dick sauce 

What comes out of a cock during orgasm.
"Would you like some dick sauce on that taco?"
dick sauce by K September 8, 2003