Chinese

People with rectangle eye sight

Chinese are very bad at seeing

by bomberclat January 21, 2024

Chinese Sandwich

When two vaginas are pressed tightly together, and someone puts literal roast beef in the center.

"I was almost late for work because my girlfriend and her sister made me a Chinese Sandwich for lunch"

by HelloPity January 22, 2024

Chinese Firing Squad

A term used when referring to you or your teammates death in a videogame, most often a shooter game. The term is used when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, the enemy unloads sever bullets into you at random and kills you insanely fast without a second to react. This term is often used to convey anger and frustration over the form in which you were just killed. The term derives from the form of execution used in China in the 1900's where a line of 10 to 20 men with rifles would repeatedly shoot one or more targets as a form of execution.

Person 1: "Holy shit, where did they come from?"
Person 2: "I don't know dude, fucking Chinese Firing Squad."

by JackAttack1U January 30, 2024

chinese wedgie

A front butt wedgie for the ladies.

D: Wow I have a wedgie!
M: Not as bad as a chinese wedgie

by Shmakota Big Nuts February 2, 2024

chinese

Retarded people who claims that Taiwan, Mongolia, Hong Kong, and every country in Asia should be ruined by the CCP.
They also create Wuhan virus and spread it out to the world.

Kid: hey there's a Chinese over there.
Mom: watch out! he's probably a CCP spy, let's call the police to gangbang him.
Cops: on our way.

by china-dog-wuhan-virus February 21, 2024

Chinese

Something I was years ago.

Years ago, I was Chinese

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 5, 2024

chinese toothache

2:30. Am or pm is the Chinese toothache.

Pronounce it slowly!

I'm leaving work today at 2:30, says Linda. Bill chimes in with "you mean the Chinese toothache!...." ahh 2:30!!!!

by anonymous March 5, 2024