Zooted

When you add tobacco to the bottom of a bong then add weed or mayhaps even dabs on top then take a FAT rip.

Person 1: "Yo did you take a hit off the tobacco and weed?"
Person 2: "Yeaahh mofucka Im ZOOTED!"

by Smeeto January 29, 2022

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Zooted

When your bitch ass forgot you got high you went to the dealership after taking 15 hits from a bong and accidentally bought a porche rammed it into some random dude at the corner store you walk over there for some beer they recognize you and you get shot 32 in the skull and everyone gangs up on you

BROOOOO I WAS ZOOTED LAST NIGHT AND IDK HOW TO FIX IT.

by Super cool word man April 24, 2022

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Zooted

The feeling when you are perfectly high and can feel the clouds

Sage smoked so much, that they felt zooted beyond belief and felt the need to express so because of how zooted they are

by B04TS-N-H035 May 22, 2022

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Zooted

A term used to define being quit high on Marijuana it can only be used when some one is high on that substance this excludes all other drugs that one might do

Yo mat got zooted last night and banged a blind chick

by Clitlivker6969 May 28, 2022

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Zooted ant strat

Zooted ant strat refers to a strategy in super auto pets where one spends their points on a single ant to make it an omnipotent being that crushes all.

Dang Tyler how’d you lose with the zooted ant strat.? Couldn’t have been me!

by ColaSwizzy June 17, 2022

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