zohan syndrome

brain usage goes down to 0% during video games. anybody who watches patient with this syndrome play videogames can have their brain physically shrunk by 15%. treatment can help but this condition is not curable

bro you are so bad at this game, get yourself checked for zohan syndrome

by therealladdu February 1, 2021

Zoeya

A Zoeya is a person that you will meet and once you meet a Zoeya, you will instantly never want to leave. They're dumb and lovable and nobody can ever compare to them. If you ever met a Zoeya, You will NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE THEM. (Or else.)

"GUYS, LOOK IT'S A ZOEYA"

"OMG, WOW THERE HOT"

"Hey, That Zoeya is MINE."

by LovleyHolychild March 11, 2022

Zohan'd

From the trailer for the new Adam Sandler movie that depicts him kicking the guy with his feet. He tells him to "smell it, smell it, now take it!"

Same thing but instead of with feet, it's with your genitals.

Before she gave me a blowjob, I Zohan'd her!

Smell it, smell it, NOW TAKE IT!!!

by wkffchameleons May 16, 2008

Zohaib

Always smells like haldi. Tall but chubby.

Wow you really seem like zohaib today.

by mrloverrlova May 24, 2019

zohar

Some weird enemy in one of the Lunar games for the PlayStation.

Zohar is really weird looking.

by Alexi September 7, 2003

zoyah

a girl who has a food fetish and is a basic vsco girl

zoyah: sksksksks

by harym November 9, 2019

Zoha

An annoying person who ships todomomo has a crush on mineta and sero and cant stop being a little nonce and tries ro piss people ot by acting bad when she cant do shit irl

Person 1: "you know zoha"
Person 2: "Mineta's wife, yes"
Person 1: "can i trust her?"
Person 2: "No shes married to 2 men who 1 has buck teeth while the other has balls for hair"

by ZohaHater123 December 3, 2019