Zeroaccess

1.An annoying rootkit that is running rampant on the internet.
It may do the following things to your computer.
-Disable Anti-virus protection
-Modify registry keys
-Disable security center
-Disable internet connection
-Block access to well known anti-virus sites
-Install Fake Anti-viruses.
-Steal your money (So much for your bank account.)
This rootkit is a big pain in the ass to remove and may require a reformat, or 10 hours removing it via kaspersky Rescue disk. It's spreading as fast as the H1N1 could say oh shit. It is also called Sirefef by some people.

Have you heard of zeroaccess? It costed me to reformat my computer.

by Sir Terry September 29, 2012

zero to one

An act of creation that is singular and results in something fresh and strange.

A: Paypal succeeded in bringing together email and money.
B: "Zero to One!"

by Heisenberg01 February 5, 2015

Zero Tweet

The origins of a tweet on Twitter.

Once Urban Dictionary approves "Zero Tweet" as the Word of the Day, I will Zero Tweet this out over Twitter to my legions of followers to re-tweet and favor.

by Ski25 June 21, 2015

Zero Penis Relationship

A couple with a sexual relationship without natural penis. In general, a Lesbian couple.
Cp. to a double penis relationship and a single penis relationship.

Did you hear, Patricia and Linda just started a proper Zero Penis Relationship!

by ThePhysopher September 25, 2016

Zero paradox

The paradox that states zero is a number then yet it means nothing at the same time.

In the Zero paradox is a complex concept. What is really a zero a number or symbol that represents nothing?

by The Ferocious Whomper June 19, 2017

Zero Dark Stupid

Originating from Zero Dark Hundred and the more well known Zero Dark Thirty; All being variations of military timings meaning midnight, or half past midnight.

Zero Dark Stupid is a generalization of these timings, meaning "at some ungodly hour in the morning".

Private Pyle had to get up at zero dark stupid and run laps around the camp, or else the DI would stomp his guts out for being a famf.

by George Clemens January 29, 2019

zerospisskink

a sexy person on tiktok like gah dayum kiss me proud

zerospisskink is so sexy

by princessmilf6 March 28, 2021