little nonces who run around at 8am screaming non stop. There are 5 stages of a year sevens first year at high school. Stage 1: absolutely tiny little things who wont stop playing tag and piss themselves whenever a teacher come near them. They are stupid af and dont know where anything is.
Stage 2: they are now confident, after their first month or so in high school. They’ll make tik toks and do the stupid dances and be super annoying. Teachers will hand out merits/rewards like sweets and year 7s will be running to get them with their backpacks bigger than themselves and clinging onto their 3 in 1 smiggle pencilcase.
Stage 3: they become little shits. They ARE EXTREMELY COCKY and think they own the whole school when really they are literally 2’2. They stand up to the older years but still they have skirts down to their ankles. They will try to take iver the school
Stage 4: They seperate into groups and chavs begin to come. Year 7 chavs are basically just messy buns and skirts which practically dont exist. Year 7 chavs still look like 5 year olds but try to be ‘hard’ and their instagram captions will be like: ‘yi get a smile off is for once//ops//tagged Max// he chose//‘
Stage 5: the normal ones realise how annoying they have been and begin to be a bit like small year 8s.
Stage 2: they are now confident, after their first month or so in high school. They’ll make tik toks and do the stupid dances and be super annoying. Teachers will hand out merits/rewards like sweets and year 7s will be running to get them with their backpacks bigger than themselves and clinging onto their 3 in 1 smiggle pencilcase.
Stage 3: they become little shits. They ARE EXTREMELY COCKY and think they own the whole school when really they are literally 2’2. They stand up to the older years but still they have skirts down to their ankles. They will try to take iver the school
Stage 4: They seperate into groups and chavs begin to come. Year 7 chavs are basically just messy buns and skirts which practically dont exist. Year 7 chavs still look like 5 year olds but try to be ‘hard’ and their instagram captions will be like: ‘yi get a smile off is for once//ops//tagged Max// he chose//‘
Stage 5: the normal ones realise how annoying they have been and begin to be a bit like small year 8s.
* A year 7 rushes past with their huge bag*
Year 9: ugh man have yu seen them year 7s there absolutely tincey
Other year 9: err man i know and there sooooo annoying
Year 7: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH have you seen Lily’s pencil case? It was £50000 from Smiggle!
Year 9: ugh man have yu seen them year 7s there absolutely tincey
Other year 9: err man i know and there sooooo annoying
Year 7: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH have you seen Lily’s pencil case? It was £50000 from Smiggle!
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You can recognise a year 7 by his/her appearance, they can be seen with North Face, Adidas or Nike coats/jackets with hoods up at times, but these may look hard and cocky but actually will give you a hand shake or skin.
You are fucked though if a weird one asks you a question, in that case just do a fake laugh.
Metophorically, Year 7s are Cats, some are nice, some are annoying and some are just dickheads
You can recognise a year 7 by his/her appearance, they can be seen with North Face, Adidas or Nike coats/jackets with hoods up at times, but these may look hard and cocky but actually will give you a hand shake or skin.
You are fucked though if a weird one asks you a question, in that case just do a fake laugh.
Metophorically, Year 7s are Cats, some are nice, some are annoying and some are just dickheads
Year 11: “Yes G”
(Nice) Year 7: Yes G what’s happening”
Year 11: “Nothing much little man, what about you”
Year 7: “Ahh, some year 8 has been starting on me, the little twat”
Year 11: “Shit, show me who mate I will mess him up”
This is a very rare occasion, but will only happen to safe year 7s
Year 11: “Yes little man”
(Cocky) Year 7: “Shut up who the fuck are you”
Year 11: “What”
Year 7: “I said shut up you twat”
Year 11 pushes him into the wall
Year 7 screams “Sir he pushed me”
Year 11 gets expelled...
This is most often the case with cocky year 7s, who as soon as they come in on the first day, get themselves in shit
(Nice) Year 7: Yes G what’s happening”
Year 11: “Nothing much little man, what about you”
Year 7: “Ahh, some year 8 has been starting on me, the little twat”
Year 11: “Shit, show me who mate I will mess him up”
This is a very rare occasion, but will only happen to safe year 7s
Year 11: “Yes little man”
(Cocky) Year 7: “Shut up who the fuck are you”
Year 11: “What”
Year 7: “I said shut up you twat”
Year 11 pushes him into the wall
Year 7 screams “Sir he pushed me”
Year 11 gets expelled...
This is most often the case with cocky year 7s, who as soon as they come in on the first day, get themselves in shit
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Travel in packs; generally swear at older years probably not loved.
Think there hard and take all the food from the canteen.
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Think there hard and take all the food from the canteen.
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lil skets be posting shit on snap n not knowing what it means
“WHO WANTS TO TAKE MY VIGINITY?!!!”
“all of u r fake 🥱 only realist knows 🥺”
yr7s LOVES spreading chain mail n believing them
“REPOST IF U BRUSH UR TEETH IM CHECKING AND UF U DONT REPOST I WILL BLOCK U”
dey act like they can go around n start shit n then
they think they rule the school but in reality every1 makes fun of them cuz dey r wet
Acting like dey r bad bcz they didn’t go school for like a day n act tough when dey r on report
The whole yr7 beefs r wet n bs talkin bout das my boy bestfrien
YR7s R WET SUCK UR MUM
lil skets be posting shit on snap n not knowing what it means
“WHO WANTS TO TAKE MY VIGINITY?!!!”
“all of u r fake 🥱 only realist knows 🥺”
yr7s LOVES spreading chain mail n believing them
“REPOST IF U BRUSH UR TEETH IM CHECKING AND UF U DONT REPOST I WILL BLOCK U”
dey act like they can go around n start shit n then
they think they rule the school but in reality every1 makes fun of them cuz dey r wet
Acting like dey r bad bcz they didn’t go school for like a day n act tough when dey r on report
The whole yr7 beefs r wet n bs talkin bout das my boy bestfrien
YR7s R WET SUCK UR MUM
Yr7s to a Yr10:
“shut the fuck up”
The whole Yr10 ganging up on the Yr7:
“I’m sorry I won’t say shut the fuck up again” n cries cuz dey r wet
Year 7 are wet
“shut the fuck up”
The whole Yr10 ganging up on the Yr7:
“I’m sorry I won’t say shut the fuck up again” n cries cuz dey r wet
Year 7 are wet
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