wrinklies

Elderly people. People who have wrinkled skin as a result of their age.

Jacqui refers to her grandparents as "The Wrinklies".

by Laura Hadfield April 17, 2003

keep a wrinkle in it

keep it soft... keep it limp... dont get hard and be pokin around anywhere you dont need to be.

yo mike! keep a wrinkle in it this weekend good buddy!!

by wtfitsme September 29, 2006

Penis Wrinkle

A deragatory name. Someone who is old and looks wrinkly like an old penis.

That old fart is a penis wrinkle.
Dammit Steve, don't be a penis wrinkle.

by ~TwiggY~ October 21, 2005

wrinkle

A person that can be very annoying at times..... including excessive crying and whining..... this person has many friends of the same kind....and are not fun when they all come together

Can be removed with an iron preheated to 400 degrees F.

Man... is it just me or there are too many wrinkles in this room.

Saucy is such a wrinkle

Dude i was having a blast at this party till a buch of wrinkles showed up, then i left.

AHH i need an iron... i just got wrinkled

Wrinkle: I have a headache, I have cold (52 times/ min)

Person 1 : How was your day?
Aspiring wrinkle: man it sucked.... first i had this test that i failed.... and i had a headace the whole time.... and i wanted to cry the whole time... then i went and called my mom and she comforted me and then i went to the doctor then back to momee who forced me to tak these pills then i almost passed out then i woke up and had a cold all night and i couldnt sleep and then.....
Person 1: Quit being a Wrinkle!!!

by John September 29, 2004

wrinkle stick

a dick or a cock, or it can be an insult to someone.

yo bro look at that gay fag hes such a wrinkle stick

by xxFUCK YOUxx April 15, 2008

wink wunk

to awkwardly defy or deviate from social norms unintentionally.

I totally just wink wunked that customer.

by personpeople February 3, 2010

Wrinkled Grommet

Another word for the "Stink Star" - your asshole!!

Get your wrinkled grommet out of my face.

by Hammer November 9, 2006