Windmill

A penis that is so large that it can spin around like a windmill

A: I heard that the kings windmill is 15"
B: Its true, Ive seen it

by The King October 19, 2004

windmill punch

When a man swings his genitalia around like a windmill and smacks it against someone or something, usually as an act of sexuality. Also referred to as a helicopter punch.

she told me she wanted me to windmill punch her in the face but I'm not really into that

by michaelSlater January 25, 2017

reverse windmill

ok...so like when u have some bzs in a circle and u pull out ur 30 inch cock and slap em in da face while uz havin a fatty orgasm and itz like BAHHHHH
NOTE: MUST BE COUNTER CLOCKWISE

so i waz like I HAD DEEZ 7 BZs rite? and den like i went and dey all suked my fatty 30 inch cock nay mene? and den like on da last bitch rite be4 i was finna bust a nut on dem BZs i pulled my cock out the bitches mouth and gave em all a fatty reverse windmill neymene?

by dr.professer. skeets-a-lot March 1, 2009

Rusty windmill

A windmill that's rusty

Wow, look at that rusty windmill

by Gaybe trinsin August 15, 2017

Turkish Windmill

A sex act in which suction cup dildos are mounted on to a ceiling fan. Then fan is then turned on, and a small child (preferably an infant)'s testicles or rear end is held to the spinning dildo train until beet red. At some point, the "turkish windmillee" will defecate, at which point the "turkish windmiller" will then collect the feces, and spread them across their upper lip, appearing as though they are of turkish descent.

Person 1: My piece of shit son wouldn't crying last night, so I gave him the turkish windmill of a lifetime!
Person 2: Yo what the?! Shut up dude! What ever dude...

by cottage.cheese.mayo September 29, 2019

The Windmill

When you teabag someone via a lunge stretch, hold your arm straight and swing it punching them in the face over and over.

Karen wanted to be kinky last night so I gave her the windmill.

by THE ONE AND ONLY MANDREW October 8, 2019

Genital Windmill

This is where you twirl your dick like a windmill when you're having sex so your partner can have a cool breeze on them.

me: genital windmills feel good, especially when it hits my balls sometimes
Sam: what the fuck is wrong with you

by Thanos Chicken June 1, 2020