The Art of Weave Snatching

The Art of Weave Snatching is a book demonstrating and explaining ways to snatch a weave. This book is part of The Art of Meme series and is followed by two books, The Art of Dogging the Boys and The Art of Thanos Car.

Kyle: Hey did you read that book I recommended to you?
Jenny: Yes if course I did. The Art of Weave Snatching was amazing!!

by thiccbaddie420 September 30, 2018

The Angry weave

A sexual act that requires will and strength. You find a sexual partner who wears a weave/wig. You perform the Angry Weave by bending said partner over and start to have sexual intercourse doggy style. Once you are fully engaged, you rip off her weave, place it on your head and start laughing menacingly. As she starts to pull away angrily. You hold on for dear life. Creating the Angry Weave.

My girl broke up with me last night, apparently she was not into the "The Angry Weave". I got to keep the hair though.

by Daddydamon94 June 27, 2019

National Snatch Weave Day

national snatch weave day is on October 23, you just snatch a girls weave.

omg did you know it is national snatch weave day! I’m going to totally snatch mikaylas weave!

by Imascorpio13 October 21, 2019

the two-finger weave

When you use your pointer and middle finger to finger a girl and use a weaving motion when fingering her pussy.

Gabe gave Isabel the best two-finger weave she'd ever had.

"When Gabe hit me with the two-finger weave I was at a loss for words."

by basketweave332 December 11, 2019

Utah Weave

When a Utah Driver is driving in the complete opposite lane of an exit or a turn they need. Because they're Utards, they realize at the last second that they need to get to the other side of the road and instantly weave across multiple lanes of traffic without ever looking and almost causing fatal crashes. If they're on a freeway, sometimes they barely miss the crash barrels as they exit off the freeway.

"OH SH**! That Utard almost caused me to crash when they Utah Weave'd across the 4 lanes of the freeway!"

by IHateUtahDrivers May 22, 2010

Tumble-weave

A tangled mess of synthetic hair that is ripped out in a tussle. This mess of hair is usually inter-twined with real hair from a ratchet hoe. This mess of hair can be seen roaming the streets waiting to find its home in the mouth of a clogged sewer.

Was that... just a Tumble-weave that flew by?

Yes.

by pantslesslegend April 16, 2017

sweatin out weave

amazing sex when a girl starts to sweat and moan so hard her weave becomes frizzy and nappy.

damn! boy right there! ooh! damn! keep it up and imma be sweatin out weave weave!!!

by miss.Frenchie December 27, 2009