Rude Wad

Toilet paper or tissue that has been used to clean up a disgusting substance, such as semen or dung.

Algernon couldn't bring himself to enter the public washroom at Herald Square, as he knew the floors of the stalls to be thoroughly littered with rude wad.

by Hieronymus June 17, 2008

Comp-wad

Basically a computer nerd who tries to get chicks with their computer-techy language.

Rochester: Dude...James tried to pick-up Marcy by calling her a sexy giga-babe....then he tried to show her how an intel processor works.
Francis: WAT A COMP-WAD...
Rochester: Wanna play counter-strike?
Francis: Chyea

by loblaws September 22, 2007

taint wad

The rolled up kleenex that a man will stuff between your butt checks to soak up the sweat during the heat of the summer.

It was a hot humid steaming day and John was concerned that his taint wad was slipping from his crack!!

by SugarCube May 23, 2013

Air wad

When's you masterbate so much that when you ejaculate nothing comes out.

I had the house to myself last weekend and by Sunday evening I was blowin air wads!

by Pseudonympho6969 December 9, 2020

Wad Podge

When multiple males bust their hot wads of jizz all over the body of a female leaving no inch of her skin uncovered by the hodge podge of man goo.

Rachel did a gang bang last night and we left her with one messy wad podge. She was cover from head to toe.

by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

Crotch Wad

Remnant semen that leaks from the pussy during the day after having vigorous morning sex.

I was sitting in the break room at lunch and felt a huge crotch wad oozing down my thigh.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

Douche Wad

The act of being a super douche.

Tom, you need to learn your manners and stop being a huge douche wad, so you can get your planner back.

by Reggie Rugburn November 16, 2010