nice vents

A term used to describe a remarkable or interesting profile picture on the facebook social networking website. It can be meant literally or sarcastically depending on the photo. The term has grown in popularity since it was first used in 2007 to compliment a profile picture that inadvertently included someone’s ventilation duct.

{Billie uploads an interesting profile picture}
Zack: nice vents

by hisbee April 21, 2010

Venture Daddy

A sugar daddy that invests in the woman's future instead of just giving her money.

Bae is my venture daddy, he just paid for my MBA and college tour.

by Baby'Awit May 26, 2018

Ventriloquist Teeth

Its a condition that occurs when you're high AF and the edible gives you such severe cotton mouth and you have no saliva left in your mouth.

Your upper lip sticks to your gums revealing a toothy grin known as "ventriloquist teeth"

by High AF September 27, 2015

Ace Ventura'd

When a box is delivered and is severely dented and falling apart, referring to the beginning of the movie Ace Ventura.

Hey man, did you your package come today?

Yeah, but it had been Ace Ventura'd.

by redspider October 12, 2010

Rusty Venture

A specific sexual act, possibly created by Colonel Horace Gentleman and Tennessee Williams back in P-Town. The exact details of what constitutes a "Rusty Venture" are in question, but here are several possible answers:

*Note* Most of the descriptions listed are gay sexual acts.

1. When you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore. - Brock's description (and widely believed to be the real one due to it being the only act that could likely be something Rusty himself has done).

2. When you take your finger and run it around a guy's asshole while you jack the guy off into his own mouth. - The Alchemist's description

3. A Snake Venom - Shoreleave's description

4. A Double Frogman - Colonel Gentleman's description

5. When you fist a guy then open up your hand inside his ass and grab. Whatever you come out with you rub on his dick. - Watch's description

6. When you take a girl out for a huge dinner but you don't let her use the restroom. Then you have anal sex with her and she poops all over your dick. So right when you're about to get off you take it out and blow shit-cum on her back. That's the rusty part. The venture part is where you eat that junk off her back without using your hands. - Ward's description

7. A handjob that involves rubbing shit all over a guy's dick, a turkey baster, and both parties eating their way through something while in a bathtub. - Triana's description

I'm gonna give you a Rusty Venture!

by gameking28 November 26, 2010

Ventriloquist Discharge

Verb: pretending that you're having an orgasm by making loud noises with your mouth when nothing is actually coming out.

Billy had ventriloquist discharge since he really didn't want to sleep with Frank. Where do I shit?

by Huey Lewis and the Poops November 22, 2011

whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't

THE most powerful definition of who. More powerful than whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y.

Me: whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't took my sandwich
Friend: what...

by Anton.exe April 29, 2020