Greg "The Hammer" Valentine

Greg "The Hammer" Valentine is a pro-wrestler who was popular in the 70s and 80s. His nickname comes from when an opponent tries to re-enter the ring. Once they are up on the apron, Valentine would turn them around to face the crowd and bring a smashing fist and forearm down on their chest (Not from the elbow smash he also made popular.) Valentine is a second generation wrestler. Career highlights include breaking Chief Jay Strongbow's leg with the "figure four leg lock," gaining the Intercontinental Championship from Tito Santana, and being tag team champs with Brutus Beefcake.

"Yo, did you see Greg "The Hammer" Valentine beat down Roddy Piper, damn!"

by Steve788 November 28, 2006

valentines

the day of fornication and depression

today is valentines and my boyfriend dumped me.

by ushray February 13, 2009

Valentine's Day

1: A marketing ploy designed to create the expectation between couples that they will buy useless, overpriced "gifts" for one another that will be quickly forgotten the day afterward.
2: A cruel, vicious holiday designed to mock single people and remind them of just how lonely they are.

1: My girlfriend got pissed 'cuz I didn't get her some shit for Valentine's Day.
2: Valentines Day makes me want to crawl in a hole and die.

by Gazuga April 22, 2004

Valentines Slut

A girl who has many Valentines, even though she may be in a committed relationship.

Alex: Hey Miranda, I know things are rough, but do you wanna hang out Valentines day?

Miranda: I would love to, but I'm seeing so many other guys on Valentines day!

Alex: Ouch, Valentines Slut.

by Fap2life February 26, 2011

Valentina

Valentina is so fucking beautiful. Her smile will lighten up ur day,she's a simp over this guy named chase. Valentina is the hottest girl in school, all the boys in school are always staring at her but she never notices them. She can be very sweet and nice at times but if you piss her off she will snap at you. Most people don't know this but Valentina can be very romantic at times, but will only show it around a person she really likes. Valentina is mostly around the guy's group cuz she has more things in common with them,but at times she will be with the girls. Valentina is very athletic and strong.

If you ever have a girl like Valentina than I suggest you hold on to her cuz she will hold on to you.

by Dumb_For_Love September 14, 2020

my valentine

Someone you like but have not yet done anything about it yet. Valentine's Day is the perfect day to take it to the next level and spoil them maybe even take them out.

You're my Valentine.

by Keon roucinwj October 6, 2016

valentine's day

Commercialistic bullshit holiday invented by corporations to cash in on pussy-whipped men. Tries to create the image of love and when the day is really about money, greed and materialistic objects. It also makes single people feel miserable. Suicide rates are known to go up during this time of year.

"Hallmark and Fannie May all cash in on Valentines Day while making single people feel miserable in the process."

by DJHill February 14, 2004