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Urban Dictionary

Concrete proof of the degeneration of the human race's collective intelligence.
If you haven't lost your faith in humanity already, just spend a few minutes browsing Urban Dictionary. This is the next generation? Yup. We're doomed.
by omgnakedpeople July 20, 2008
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urban piste

Any urban structure or feature that can be ridden or grinded with skis.
Newark has sweet urban piste. It rarely snows but that hasn't stopped me from grinding every handrail from City Hall to the Iron Bound.
by ohthree11 March 24, 2010
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Uranus

A planet named by a very innocent man,

the focus of every astronomy joke ever
Renamed in futurama to urectum to stop the jokes
Uranus is a gassy planet
by Washy February 17, 2015
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Urban Dictionaried

To submit a perfectly valid word definition to urbandictionary.com, only to have it arbitrarily rejected.
What the hell??? You'll accept the definition of "apple: a fuckin' fruit", but you'll reject my definition? I got Urban Dictionaried.
by Brianator37 January 21, 2013
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How to add a word to urban dictionary

In urban dictionary, theres a "+" icon next to a "arrow switch" icon on the upper right. Tap on it and you get to this page called "new word"

Tap on the blank textbox with "word" on it and now add the word or phrase that is on your head

Next is to put your slang definition in the "type your definition here" textbox

In urban dictionary, words in this website are often defined as a "slang" meaning the definition is not the actual definition of the word. Example is

Word: Lasagne

Slang definition - pussy of a woman

Real definition - Lasagne, or the singular lasagna, is an Italian dish made of stacked layers of thin flat pasta alternating with fillings such as ragù and other vegetables, cheese, and seasonings and spices such as garlic, oregano and basil.

Lastly is to use the word or phrase you typed in a sentence. (Put it in the "type an example on how it's used in a sentence" textbox)

("Lasagna" is one of the best parts of a woman)

Some other things you can do or not do is to add tags or a gif to your definition
I created the "how to add a word to urban dictionary" definition since UD has no guide on how to add a word
by Sebby294 June 14, 2021
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Fuck Urban Dictionary

A phrase popularly said when submitting words/phrases to the Urban Dictionary and the asshole cuntfucks of editors don't accept it because they're asshole cuntfucks. This definition probably won't even be accepted by the asshole cuntfucks.

Oh, and fuck you asshole cuntfuck editors.
Jennifer: "Did your word get accepted by the Urban Dictionary asshole cuntfucks?"
Obama: "No. Fuck Urban Dictionary"
Jennifer: "Why?"
Obama: "Because they're asshole cuntfucks."
Jennifer: "Oh, right"
by AfterForever May 5, 2015
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Urban Bitchtionary

the motherfuckers who didn't publish my definition for "egg slut."
fuck you Urban Bitchtionary; i hope you get caught masturbating by your grandmother.
by mobolaji suleiman February 3, 2009
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